A/N: This is an idea that has been bothering me for awhile, ever since I saw a pregnancy test on TV that did pink for pregnant blue for not…hope you enjoy ^.^
Disclaimer: I don't own TDI or pregnancy tests. So there.
"It broke?" She asked her boyfriend confused something that was norm for her.
Tyler sighed, Lindsay was great and all, but getting simple points across, like the fact that their condom broke during intercourse, was not easy.
"I mean that it broke Lindsay, we were having unprotected sex."
"Can they break?" Lindsay continued, if she remembered from health correctly they didn't, then again she didn't really pay attention in health, that stuff was yucky.
"Yes Lindsay," Tyler said slowly annunciating each word, "They have expiration date, and this one was pretty old."
"Oh so unprotected, that means that one of us can get like pregnant right? Or a disease?"
"Um…you can get pregnant, I'm a guy I don't have the…uh…stuff to conceive a child and we are at risk of getting a disease, but I'm clean, and you are too right?" Tyler explained rolling his eyes in his head at his girlfriend, sometimes.
"Um…I just recently got over a cold…it was pretty gross too." Lindsay attempted to confirm making Tyler want to face palm.
"Not those kinds of disease Lindsay…a sexually transmitted one, like syphilis or you know, HIV."
"OMG! My sister had one of those! It was baaad; she was tired all the time. It was called uno or something."
"Mono, do you mean Lindsay, because that isn't an STD."
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"Okay, so I peed on this thing, which is like totally gross, and now I've got to wait like two minutes to see if it turns blue or pink." Lindsay announced to her BFF Beth, coming out of the bathroom.
"That's gross. I never understand how people could touch those things after peeing on them." Beth replied looking at it disgustedly, "You know if my boyfriend ever got me pregnant…"
"Look Beth, time of crisis, we can talk about your imaginary boyfriend later." Lindsay said sharply, staring at the stick, she was nervous, pregnancy made you fat, and fatness was not hot.
"No need to be so mean. And he is real!"
"OMG!!" Lindsay screamed suddenly staring at the stick. "It's blue!"
"What's that mean? Does that mean you're pregnant?!" Beth yelled forgetting the recent harshness and grabbing the box to see what it meant.
"Beth!! It's a boy!! I'm having a boy! I'm going to name him...um…TYLER!" Lindsay declared smiling, although she'd rather have a girl, she could do a boy.
"Lindsay," Beth said with a sigh, "This doesn't tell you the gender, it just tells you if you're pregnant or not. And according to the box, blue is negative."
"Oh, so I'm not having a boy?" Lindsay asked half way through dialing Tyler's phone number.
"No. But you're also not pregnant which is good, because most teen pregnancies don't work out, and you could end up poor on the streets." Beth pointed out smiling.
"Oh, well that's good I guess, I get to keep my figure."
A/N: Short, but fun to write, hope you enjoyed. Review please.