Disclaimer: If I owned it, I wouldn't have to write fan-fiction.
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!" An energetic exclamation came from the grinding center of the Tardis control panel. A bright grin stretched from elongated ear to elongated ear.
"Jack." An exasperated sigh came from the corridor that led into the depths of the time machine. Rose stood with her hands placed loosely on her hips. "How many times have we had this conversation?"
"Hmm?" The captain looked up innocently from the place he stood leaning with one arm propped against the central consol pillar.
"Why do you keep doing this to him? He doesn't need to be watching old Disney musicals. Stop making him." She held up a finger. "And I don't care if there is rooftop dancing or people dying of laugher!"
"Come on, Rose! They're classics. Besides, I haven't showed him anything since Newsies." Jack defended himself.
"Oi! He is right here." The Doctor cast a glare in the direction of the squabbling companions. "And that's not quite the point." He added as he switched on the monitor to show exterior of the planet they had just landed.
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, the planet." He stated again. "Lovely place, might be a little familiar." He added as a bow tied penguin waddled along past the camera.
"A tough fellow to reason with, Mr. Disney was. I had to convince him to leave out the locals. They would have been properly offended by being presented as nothing but fiction. He's lucky UNIT wasn't about yet, movie would have been scrapped."
Jack and Rose exchanged blank expressions. Over the short time they had spent with the Time Lord, little now surprised them. Or, so they thought. Then came moments like these. The doctor grumbled playfully at them and bounded toward the door. Shrugging the two companions followed him out to be greeted by some jubilant chimney sweeps.