Digital Prankster - A parody of "Original Prankster" by The Offspring

Note: I don't own 'Original Prankster'. The song belongs to Offspring. And no, I don't hate the song. It seemed so appropriate for this parody though! (Which IS why I chose it). So, enjoy!



"Everybody! Listen up!" shouted the man on the stage. Everyone in the audience instantly quieted down. "Today, we have a special guest here with us today!"

"I wonder who it could be." Tai said. He sat down at the table that seated all of the Digidestined and their Digimon..... Well, it seemed.

"Hey, wait a minute. Where's Gomamon?" asked Joe.

"And now, I present, on the stage, Gomamon!"

Amidst the audience of clapping people was a pale faced Digidestined. "Uh oh" Tai and Agumon said at the same time.

As soon as the clapping ceased, the audience peered to the left of the stage. A white seal head with sparkling sunglasses flashed a grin at the audience.

A second later, Gomamon emerged from his little half hidden place at the side of the stage. He took the middle of the stage and grabbed the microphone.

"Hit it!" The lights dimmed. In the background, a video began to play..... with Gomamon and..... his Digidestined friends in it.




You can eat it!



Until I want to stop!

Mimi

You'll sleep with lots of spiders!

T.K.

We'll feed you tons of mushrooms

Matt Matt

Hairgel can taste great

When you are very hungry

And want some food now!



Izzy

Laptops will be full of water

Tai Tai

Somewhere we'll find a barber

Sora

Helmets will be broken

As soon as I can pilfer [Note: Pilfer means stealing]

Her bike and run off



Shave Tai's hair off!, He won't miss it much

Waste Matt's hair gel, Throw it on the ground

Show Joe some blood, With some luck he'll faint

You better watch, out Kari because Gomamon



Is back in town

Digital Prankster

Tricks all day!

Digital, yeah

That's who I am!

Digital Prankster

Who's gonna stop me? Stop me! When no one's in my way!



You can eat it!



You know it smells like fish

Note self

Do not attack a good guy

Agumon

Drink some of our cold water

Patamon

Flying pig with bat wings

I think I'm gonna puke

Cuz' this team really stinks

Yeah



Biyomon

Chicken that are digivolving

Gabumon

Taking off your blue striped fur coat

Gatomon

Drawing on your tail ring

Hey Tentomon and Palmon

The joke's on you! Ha!



Shave Tai's hair off!, He won't miss it much

Waste Matt's hair gel, Throw it on the ground

Show Joe some blood, With some luck he'll faint

You better watch, out Kari because Gomamon



Is back in town

Digital Prankster

Tricks all day!

Digital, yeah

That's who I am!

Digital Prankster

Who's gonna stop me? Stop me! When no one's in my way!



You can eat it!



Tai Tai

Shave all your hair off

Matt Matt

Waste all your hair gel

Tai Tai

Shave all your hair off

Matt Matt

Waste all your hair gel



More pranks

I am the elite!

More pranks

I am the finest!

More pranks

I am the master!



When you see me come in town, be prepared for pranks, yeah!



Shave Tai's hair off!, He won't miss it much

Waste Matt's hair gel, Throw it on the ground

Show Joe some blood, With some luck he'll faint

You better watch, out Kari because Gomamon



Is back in town

Digital Prankster

Tricks all day!

Digital, yeah

That's who I am!

Digital Prankster

Who's gonna stop me? Stop me!

Who's gonna stop me? Stop me! When no one's in my way!




The audience cheered and clapped as the white seal took a bow on stage. He bowed, while constantly saying "Thank you" into the microphone.

After a few minutes of appreciation, Gomamon went off the stage where he was greeted by the host of the night.

"So Gomamon! Great performance!"

"Why thank you, I thought so myself as well."

"Now tell me, how did you come up with this parody?"

"Well, it all started when I had a sudden urge to perform pranks on everyone I knew."

"I see. Have you really done all of these pranks?"

"Oh, a few. I intend to carry out the rest of them soon enough."

"Well, that's great. Now abou-"

"Stop right there!" Everyone looked to the back of the room to find three chubby police officers in the back. "It's him!" one of the police officers yelled while they pointed at Gomamon.

"Me?" Gomamon asked in some shock. "What ever did I do?"

One of the police officers glared at the seal. He pulled down his pants to reveal boxers with..... Embarrassing pictures on it. Everyone in the audience gasped at looked at the seal.

"Heh heh..... Did 'I' do that? Heh heh heh heh..... Oops." The police officer pulled his pants back up.

"Well, we're going to have to arrest you." they said approaching Gomamon.

"WAIT! I'm not the only in this you know! Joe gave me the ideas....."

"WHAT?!?!?!" Joe yelled from his spot. The police officers looked at each other, then separated. Two of them handcuffed Joe and one handcuffed Gomamon. They led the two friends to the back of the stage and nodded to the audience.

"Sorry about that folks. And don't worry, these trouble makers will be out of your way since, after all, WE'RE dealing with them" With that, they left the building.


The little truck tumbled along the rocky road. An annoyed Joe held onto the cage bars and grumbled to himself. Beside him, in a smaller cage, was Gomamon, who still wore his shades from the show.

"Oh don't worry Joe. I'll get us out of this soon enough." Joe groaned and continued to mutter to himself.

It would be a looooong ride to the mental hospital.




Well, that was a fun parody to make. Although, I had to edit it quite a bit, and I suppose I still am editing. And don't worry, this isn't done yet. Oh no it isn't. Mwa ha ha ha ha. Well, I don't think so. I plan to create a continuation to this sometime.
Please R&R. I hope you enjoyed it. And in the meanwhile.....
I'm almost done the next chapter of Unwell Identity (Really, honestly, I almost am). So you can expect that to arrive sometime soon.
Anywho, Keep on writing!
-Ice Wolf17
07/02/03