Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
-High School Canteen-
One blonde lad was sat on his own at a cafeteria table waiting for his friends to arrive
Godammit, five minutes late what the fu- why hello there gorgeous!
he looked up from his seat to see a Blonde staring with big, blue beautiful eyes
"...and hi there Handsome to you too!"
"D-did I say that out aloud?!"
"Yup"
"ARGH! sorry, excuse me for a moment or two while I go find a noose"
"hahahaha, you don't have to do that on my account really, but I'm flattered"
he liked this kind, witty and couldn't give a damn what you say to her
"sooooo, what's your name?"
"Suki, you?"
"Deidara, do you want to sit down?"
"sure, that's what I actually that's what came over to ask"
Suki scooched Deidara over to make room for herself, she thrusted a bag into his hands
"Hold this, god they only gave me five minutes to get ready to do this!"
"T-to do what?!"
Suki looked over both shoulders then pulled down her pants and unzipped her hoodie to reveal a short, tight black dress and placed red pumps on her feet that fit snuggly
"Can you keep a secret, Deidara?"
"Y-yes"
"Me and my friends are doing a 'secret attack', here in like three minutes"
"Secret attack?"
"Yes, when the music starts, you'll find out" Suki flashed him a grin
pupa pupa pupa
"Here we go"
She jumped on the table and pulled a Microphone to her mouth
A red one
Convict
Gaga
She hopped from the table to the one across to it, a boy jumped on the table and started to dance around her
I've had a little bit too much
All of the people start to rush.
Start to rush by.
A dizzy twister dance
Can't find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, alright
Another boy jumped on, dancing and twirling, Deidara sat amazed until everyone in the dining room stood up and crowded around the table, cheering and clapping, He got up and started pushing his way to the front (a/n: HE MADE IT! WOOO), Suki saw him and waved
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Just dance.
A boy stood next to Deidara turned to him and said
"wouldn't you just, like, do her, she is one fit bitch!!"
Deidara grabbed the boy by the throat
so he thinks he can use girls, huh!
said Blonde felt something tap on his shoulder, he turned to face the tapper and saw Suki staring at him, She kissed him full on and drew back
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth.
How'd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside out, right.
Control your poison babe
Roses have thorns they say.
And we're all gettin' hosed tonight.
What's going on on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, alright.
Suki pulled up a nerdy looking boy and started fidgeting with him, trying to move him this way and that (a/n: OMG! you dirty little sods!, shes trying to make him dance, DUH!), suddenly he pushed her away and put his hand into his pocket, only to whip out (a/n:.........ok, i'll admit that is kinda dirty) a microphone
When I come through on the dance floor checking out that catalogue.
Can't believe my eyes so many women without a flaw.
And I ain't gonna' give it up, steady tryna pick it up like a call
I'm gonna hit it, I'm gonna hit it and flex and do it until tomorrow, yeah
Shorty i can see that you got so much energy
The way you twirling up them hips round and round
There's no reason at all why you can't leave here with me
In the meantime stay, let me watch you break it down.
"Hey, Deidara, what the fuck is going on, dude?!"
Deidara turned to his left to find Hidan, gawping at Suki, his tongue would have been a welcome mat if Deidara hadn't shut his mouth
"mmmm, secret attack"
"wooooooooooooooooooooooow"
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Just dance.
"What's the girl's name?!" Hidan demanded
"Suki, but theres no point asking her out, I think she likes....me" Deidara replied quickly
"Oh, my dear little friend there is so much you need to learn about women, when she finishes, do 'us a favour, watch the master, ok?"
Half Psychotic, Sick hypnotic got my blueprint its symphonic.
Half Psychotic, sick hypnotic got my blueprint electronic.
Half Psychotic, Sick hypnotic got my blueprint its symphonic.
Half Psychotic, sick hypnotic got my blueprint electronic.
Suki was now fashioning red, bulky stripey glasses and a truckstop hat that someone had thrown on the table
Go. Use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustle
I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Don't slow! Drive it, clean it lysol, bleed it
Spend the last dough
(I got it)
In your Pocko
(I got it)
Deidara was still fighting with Hidan over who was going to get her, Suki just rolled her eyes
I've made up my mind, Deidara, don't worry
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Just dance.
Everyone who got up on the table, took a bow and made their separate ways off
Suki walked over the group with Deidara and Hidan's eyes on her
"Hello" she said awkwardly
Hidan was going to 'make his move' but she just stood on her tip toes and placed her lips on Deidara's
"WHY!!, why" Hidan curled up in a ball and put earphones in and started to listen to Celine Dion, with tears down his face.
Suki looked at him and walked over, bent down and whispered in his ear
"You know, I may have a girl who'll absoulutely adore you, wanna go and see her?"
Hidan's face lit up "HELL YEAH", he began to run down the hallway only listening to Suki's yells as she only stuck next to Deidara, wrapping her hands around his, with the other people walking behind them
"NO, LEFT, LEFT MAAAAAAAAN, MIND THE WA-, NEVER MIND"
Hidan just got up off the floor and started doing spider-man impressions
"My-my spidey senses are tingling"
"Dude, maybe that's because your head is gushing?!"
"It's only a scratch, anyway where to next"
"just down here and then we're there"
Hidan ran down the steps and found himself in front of a dance studio
"Here?"
"Yup, aaaaaaaaa there she is, do you see her?, right next to the two dark-haired girls"
"Wow, my god, she is HOT!"
He flung open the doors
"OKAY, LADIES HERES DADDY!!"
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wooooooo, right do you want this to be just a song fic or an actual story?
my butt is really numb, ow
gotta talk to ma homey's, see what they think, this took me ages, wooooo
listening to: Kidnap the sandy claws, this songs is really good, gonna have to do a song fic on that.
ok, bye bye now.
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