AN: So this is a random story that I wanted to write! Have fun reading it! The chapters are gonna be really short. Please do not say that I'm "disgusting for going up Berrynose's nose." It's a PARODY.
Lionblaze was bored, as usual. ThunderClan was really, really boring. He yawned. "Maybe I'll go on my three millionth hunting patrol." he said boringly. So he did.
"Yo! Berrynose, Poppyfrost, and Cinderheart! We're going on our three millionth hunting patrol today!" yelled Lionblaze.
"But Lionblaze, you can't call patrols. You're not the leader, or even the deputy." said Cinderheart reasonably.
"Yeah, well, everyone knows that I'm gonna be deputy in the last book when Firestar dies. Narrator, put down that I can run patrols." remarked Lionblaze. The narrator wrote it down and the four cats left on the patrol.
When they were ten miles away from camp, Poppyfrost realized that they hadn't caught anything yet. "Hey Lionblaze, where are we going?" she asked. "I dunno." he said. "Where do you wanna go?"
"To the Land of Banana Peels!" yelled Berrynose. "It's left, then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then backwards two steps, then forward two steps, and then left!" "Or we could just get a GPS." Lionheart suggested. "Cats don't have GPS, Lionheart." complained Cinderheart. "Yes, they do." said Lionblaze. "Narrator, write down that they do."
The narrator adjusted his glasses and wrote it down. The four cats proceeded with their hunt.
"Turn left in 4.8 miles, then travel on the roundabout." blared the GPS. "What's a roundabout?" asked Cinderheart. "This GPS is so dumb."
"This GPS is not dumb!" yelled Lionblaze. "This GPS is amazing and smart. I love this GPS! In fact, I love it more than I love you, Cinderheart. Looks like the GPS is my new mate." "Thank you." blared the GPS.
But Cinderheart wasn't pleased. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she screamed. "I AM YOUR MATE! NOT THE GPS! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG GHHHHHH!" She ran towards Lionblaze, who jumped just in time to bump into the narrator and be shoved up Berrynose's nose with his precious GPS.
And that was how Lionblaze got shoved up Berrynose's nose.