RanmaChan93:I'm bored, I know I'll make my first Kingdom Hearts fic. While listening to the theme songs over and over again! So here's my story, Behind the scenes of Kingdom Hearts.

"Ok Sora ,Kiari, Riku in this scene your talking just standing around talking about the future and stuff." Said the Director

"Umm Sora and Kiari aren't here..."Riku said quietly

"Well were the HECK are they!?" He screamed.

"Ummm don't know..."

"Would these be lie's your telling me? Cause if they are your getting the EVIL dum dum dum EYE!!"

"NOoooooo not the EVIL dum dum dum EYE!! Ok,ok there in Sora's dressing room making out!! "Riku screamed.

"Your service will be rewarded...Now to kill Sora, and do nothing to Kiari cause she's a girl and I don't hurt girls. Cause they'll kick my butt..."He said.

"HAHA Mr. Director is afraid of a girl!HAHAHA!!" Laughed Riku.

Sora runs out of the dressing room screaming like a preppy girl. Not that there's anything with being a prep I'm just using them as a example.

"OMG he's going to shoot me and not Kiari" Sora hollered.

"She'll beet me up, and come back here Sora!!" He yelled back.

"Holy crap crap!!"

Kiari: Ohh Riku!?

Riku: Yo?

Kiari: What's so bad about being afraid of a girl??

Riku: No-nothing...

Kiari: I never really like you ya know??

Riku: Really well that's news to me...

BAMKiari had just punched Riku in the face.

Kiari: Mahaha who's weak now?

Riku:whimpersMe...

Kiari: Dang straight!

Director stopped chasing Sora around because well I don't know why so just because.

Director: I give!

Sora: Yayayayayayayayayayayayay

Kiari: Shut up Sora!

Sora: Yes maim!

Kiari: Good, see how that works Riku?

Riku: Uhuh...

Sora:Ok sooooooooo what scene are we in?

Riku:whimpers cause it's funnyThe part were we are all just talking and stuff beside the tree.

Director: Ok now that were all here we can finally start!

Sora: So we really are leaving tomorrow?

Kiari: Yep to see other worlds!

Riku: Umm HAHAHAHHAHAHA I forgot my lines!

Sora: Riku whatever your on I want some of it...

Riku: You don't know anything about my secret stash of crack!!

Sora:-I WANT SOME!!

Director: Huh just take 5!

Sora: Yayayayayayay CRACK FOR ME!!

Riku: Nooooooooo you get NO crack from me!!

Kiari: Just give him the crack...

Riku: Yes ma'm...Here Sora...

Sora: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY Come on Kiari Mr. Director guy lets all get high!!

Kiari & Director: No!

Sora: Donald, Goofy?

Donald & Goofy: No way!

Sora: Somebody,ANYBODY!!

Mickey/or King: Why were you chosen to wield the keyblade?

Sora: Because of my all mighty powers!

Mickey: No that's not it...

Barney the Dinosaur walks in...Just because...

Barney: I love you, I want crack, we'll be a happy family if you give me the crack!!

Sora & Riku: Were not gay!! Go away!!

So Sora the not all mighty and Riku summon there keyblades and well killed him, and now the world is rejoicing! And eventually Sora,Riku,Kiari,and Mr. Director guy are all calm again and they go out for pizza.

Kiari: Dang and I was hoping you two would have a HUGE hangover

Riku: Nope but were still in a REALY good mood.

Sora: Smooth move exlax!

Riku,Kiari,and Director: What the heck!?

Sora :You know exlax the stuff that makes you...

Kiari: Nice to know.

Director: Ummm I think we should head back now, people are starting to stare.

Riku: But I haven't had my pizza Sora and me demand our pizza! Right Sora?

Sora: Right!

Riku:You have no idea what I'm talking about do you?

Sora:No I was playing with a butterfly...

Kiari:Lets just go inside.

Director:Yeah that might be the best thing...

Riku:Finally!!

Sora:Pizzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HUT Pizzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Kiari:But were at Dominoes...

Sora:Ohh my bad, well then Dominooooeeeeeeeessssssssss Pizzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Kiari:Much better!

Director:Who picked these people to be in my game?

RikuWho has stuffed his face with pizza:I on't ow ut they id a ood ob!

Director:What??

Riku:I don't know but they did a good job.

Sora:Oh Oh I know,I know!

Director: All right Sora who?

Sora: Ummm it was...BAMBI!!

Riku & Kiari:Your mama's dead!
a/N/A little inside joke to myself.

Sora:Ha I lied! It was some Square Enix people!

Riku,Kiari,and Director fainted anime style.

Director: Can we go now?

Riku,Kiari,and Sora:Yep!

Director: Good!

Soooooo they all go back to were they were making Kingdom Hearts. Picked up there own cars and went home yay!END!!

a/n: Personally I think it's pretty funny but it still suxs!However I'll let you'll judge that...Please R&R -

KelsoChan93: Ok so this things like 4 years old soooo and it's just now getting spell checked and I should fix the beginning but I'm just not! ;p but yeah it was on my previous account, Ranma-Chan93 but just wanted a new one, for starters I needed a new e-mail b/c ppl are being the spawns of satan and emailing me these freaky things and it's starting to freak me out. So instead of just changing my e-mail on the other I figured I'd just make a new account lolz. But yeah so yeah I am so sorry if I missed anything and if the beginning is kinda cheesy lolz. But it does get better, sooo ya know review :D and thanks for reading my middle school idiocy which will eventually become my high school idiocy if you keep reading lolz. And snap I own nothing ;p