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***** Prologue *****

?: Hello and welcome to Beacon! I'm Flandre Scarlet. Leader of Team FNKS, or read as Team Phoenix! Not to be mistaken for a certain immortal living in a bamboo forest and can manipulate fire but... Mokou-nii-cha~n! Haa~! Now that it's out of my system, I would like to introduce all of you to my teammates. There's Nue Houjuu, Koishi Komeiji and here with us today, Suwako Moriya!

Suwako: Sup' Non-believers! Curse be upon you all.

Flandre: Suwako-chan-

Suwako: Suwako-sama. It's Suwako-sama

Flandre: Yes, yes. Whatever Froggy. Aren't you excited in becoming one of Remnant's keeper of peace and order?

Suwako: Peace? And... Order? You? Plus the other two? Together with me? If there's a way to bury this planet in it's own dirt, then yes, I'd say I'm raring to see this planet be at peace... Permanently.

Flandre: Ah... Haha!

Suwako: I'm serious though.

Flandre: Oh. Well *clears throat*, moving on. How about we talk about weapons? Yes? Have you created a weapon to fight monsters and other things that threatens the world?

Suwako: Oh, I really haven't thought about that.

Flandre: I'm really excited to use my new and improved Laevateinn v.2.0! It's meaner, leaner and outright-!

Suwako: O~K! Save all that excitement for next time.

Flandre: But-!

Suwako: No.

Flandre: Uu~! Ok then.

Suwako: That looks really bad ass though, I'll give you that.

Flandre: Thank you! I spent a lot of time making onee-sama make this for me. I mean, I asked onee-sama if she could 'help me' make this. Tee-hee!

Suwako: Ri~ght.

Flandre: So how about you? What's your concept of a suitable weapon for combat? Both for gun and meelee of course since it's a thing here, y'know?

Suwako: I'm not really sure. I could ask Sanae-chan for a few ideas.

Flandre: Hmm... Leaving it to the young generation. I would like to say it looses the idea of a weapon being significant to it's meister but what's more important for us right now is the presentation. The audience loves how you present something. Just what I would expect from Froggy-chan!

Suwako: Suwako-sama. *sigh!* Look, I'm still older than you.

Flandre: Hmm... Once your age exceeded 100 years, does it still really matter who's older?

Suwako: I'm not really sure but you make a good point.

Flandre: Well then-

Suwako: Wait! I wanted to ask something.

Flandre: Ok Froggy-chan! What is it?

Suwako: (murmurring some words. most are probably profane) Where's the other two by the way? Nue and Koishi.

Flandre: Oh, probably somewhere out there. Probably.

Suwako: ...

Flandre: Probably... Slacking around... Somewhere.

Suwako: OK.

Flandre: So, Froggy-chan. What do you expect of our upcoming adventures as Team FNKS?

Suwako: I think it's going to be great! With all the blood splattered all over the place, and that's just you by the way. Plus add a youkai to bring mental and emotional breakdown followed by another youkai to further damage your brain by concealing the original nature of things, not a dull moment in Remnant, I say.

Flandre: I see sarcasm flooding all over the place.

Suwako: No, no, no. It's really going to be great. For me that is. While the three of you do your thing to help preserve peace (probably), I'm going to take faith from everyone in exchange for miracles and whatnot. Like, what's their source of energy here? Dust? Like providing them lots of Dust!

Flandre: Better get a bigger compartment for your vacuum cleaners. Thing are gonna get pretty... Dusty. Heh heh heh! Get it? Lots of Dust? Things are gonna get dusty? No? Ok, our writer is doing a poor job.

Suwako: I have another question.

Flandre: Let's hear it caller no. 2!

Suwako: What?

Flandre: Nevermind.

Suwako: So, why am I in this team? I kinda saw the three of you being together in this, but me included is a bit out of the blue.

Flandre: I say first of all-

Suwako: Not including me as an extra stage boss, of course.

Flandre: Ah, dang! You beat me into it!

Suwako: I knew it was coming.

Flandre: Ok, so I'd say same height? Pretty much right?

Suwako: Yeah I'll take it.

Flandre: Also, you complete Team FNKS being the 'S' in the group.

Suwako: You can take Mokou and still complete the team name.

Flandre: How's that possible?

Suwako: You can switch places. Like She'll be the F, which stands for Fujiwara, and you can be S, which stands for Scarlet. See? Team FNKS. It is also the very possible choice as Mokou seems to have a thing for taking care of psychos like you.

Flandre: But if we're going to make it that way then everyone will think Mokou is the team leader!

Suwako: Well, duh? Team Phoenix? It perfectly fits.

Flandre: But I wanna be leader!

Suwako: Alright, it's fine the way it is. We're here already.

Flandre: Suwako-chan is really mean.

Suwako: Ok, I'm really sorry. Should we end this right now?

Flandre: Oh right! This ends our introduction for Team FNKS. This is Flandre Scarlet-

Suwako: And I'm Suwako!

Both: We hope to see you again soon!