AN: vary cool story yu will like lol
Shirou has many cool swords. Small swords big swords cupcake swords. He live in Fukujujiki something. He love sword.
"I will be hero someday. make father very pruod."
He walks while walking snoping around Sakura house. Seeing that bastard Shinjii he pull out sword gun with 100000000000 bullets.
He shoot the swordgun pulling the trigger hitting Shunji a googol times in tha face (LOLOLO so funny) But he get no satusfaction so he punch Shinji house very hard with his punch.
"WHAT ARE YOUDOING EMIYA! STOP PUNCHING MY HOUSE WITH YOUR FIST RIGHT NOW!" A old ugly man said (He is name forggoten HAHA)
Shitou stop punching house and grab collar from old lift high in air WHOSE THE BITCH NOW LOL!
"You feel very evilll OLD MAN! I have to kill you now!" He said confidentlia yes.
Making a sword that can kill anything he stab him a gazillion times. When old man turn into incest he very angry.
"ME VERY ANGRY!"
Making a sord size of jupiter he throw very hard againts earth. Destroying everything. But god of sex no happy. because no sex anymore because no eath exist (LOL ALIENS STIPUD GOD :)
So god make new earth with more hormonol Shirou. very interesting development.
Shirou still kill old man and Shinji but instead detroying earth he sexing with Sakura. Little truoble finding hole of course, find good one on belly( DUH! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT LOSER HAHAHA0)
Alien fall dow n from sky and Shirou recognize becuase alien have english plate saying alien. He kill them too becoause he no like. Use sword that can kill laina by pissing on them. TROLOLO PIS HAHA
BUt story is suddenly ending but shirou cut author head ofbefawdkjnekjfhse