Hello, this is triangles and this my first fan fiction!

Its about a random day at the Sohma household (A.K.A Shigures house) ,when weird things and conversations happen, including Kyo trying to kill his relatives with a slightly odd object (all of those which just had a dodgy thought, including myself, SHAME ON YOU!)

I do not own these characters, no matter how much I cry.

Note: I have a obsession with triangles.

Anyway, the story begins…

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Ritsu had come over to visit his relatives, he was unusually calm today. He and Shigure were sitting down and drinking tea. When Kyo entered the room, he stared at Ritsu evilly with his cat eyes, and suddenly remembered about the very random gift that Ritsu had given to him for Christmas.

He said to Ritsu, in a annoyed and confused voice, "Why the hell did you give me a picture of a triangle for my Christmas present?"

" Kyo…Kyo-kun I-I'm. KYO-KUN! I'M AWFULLY SORRY BUT I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD OF LIKED IT! MAYBE YOU WOULD OF LIKED A SQUARE INSTEAD! I WILL APOLAGISE TO YOU! I WILL APOLAGISE TO THE WHOLE WORLD FOR MY UNTHOUGHTFULLNESS!" cried Ritsu.

Kyo had easily destroyed the calmness that Ritsu had managed to gain, but in repayment a noisy and energetic scene had been awakened.

Kyo yelled," WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!" he was starting to get irritated

Shigure saw this irritation, and like a drama queen he just couldn't resist, he had to say something to get Kyo reallyannoyed. Shigure took a sip of his tea, stood up, skipped girlishly over to Kyo and said, "Oh my Kyo-kun, hadn't you realised that Ritsu-san is a cross-dressing, suicidal monkey?"

The reaction was very predictable, "SHUT UP YOU PERVERTED SICKO!"

Shigure replied, "At least I'm not as perverted as you Kyo-kun. I know what you think about during the night, you think about Tohru in a fish costume." Shigure was trying to fight back his laughter, it seemed like the teasing had began.

Kyo looked very shocked and flustered, "I DO NOT!"

"I think you do"

"BUT I DON'T! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT THINKS THINGS LIKE THAT! YOU STALK SCHOOL KIDS AND IMAGINE BLOKES WEARING NOTHING BUT BOXER SHORTS!"

" Kyo-kun stop giving me ideas."

Ritsu felt like he should try stopping the weird argument, and softy said to them, "I-I'm sorry if I am interrupting your conversation ,but…"

" DO YOU MIND? I'M HAVING A ARRGUEMENT HERE!" Kyo was edging to maximum fury.

"I-I'M SORRY ITS ALL MY FAULT! IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF ME THAT THIS ARRGUEMENT STARTED! I'M SO SORRY!" Ritsu cried once again.

"THAT IS IT! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE!" (Kyo is at maximum fury, this should be fun! I love it when Kyo goes mental!)

Kyo searched around for something to hit Ritsu with, he saw a knife and picked it up, then saw Ritsu, who had a mega frightened face, but then Kyo thought "no its too sharp it would kill that he she thing instantly. I need to find something to cause a slow and painful death. Mwahhahaha!"

When Kyo put down the knife Ritsu looked very relieved, Shigure was non-surprisingly on the phone to tell Ayame what had been going on, which made Ritsu alone in room with a maniac. Kyo had finally found the perfect murder weapon, he picked it up with honour, and held it up in the air with pride, it was quite a emotional time for Kyo, he had found something very unique and special… a pair of… SUNGLASSES!

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That's the end of chapter one, hoped you liked it and the randomness.

Please review its my first fan fiction as I told you earlier, so I would like to know what you thought.

Bye- bye for now, my dog that I have nicknamed Hatsuharu-shi is calling me, I must run off now doing a weird Shigure dance.