Kids
I gotta get out
I gotta get out
I gotta get out
How'd I get in this slammer?
This cooler
This big dollhouse!
Pixie Empress
Alright, kids, welcome to the "Big Dollhouse!" For those of you knew to the Shard Mines, think of me as a mother... one who eats her young!
Jeremy Birumbum
Locked up with all these
Lowlife kids
Ms. Skullnick
And horizontal stripes
Ain't exactly slimmin'
Brittany Wong
Is there anybody here?
Who can dry clean my blouse?
Pixie Empress
It's the maid's day off
ALL
In the big dollhouse
Sabrina
Lady Justice,
Where have you gone?
Brittany Wong
Oh, Dad, check,
I think I left the iron on!
Jeremy
Did you see Mom laughing?
I could murder that louse!
Pixie Empress
Honey, that'll getcha life
HOOKERS
In the big dollhouse
ALL
Because!
Ms. Skullnick
Locked up here in the pen
ALL
Because!
Brittany Wong
No phone!
Ms. Skullnick
No food!
Marco
No men!
Ms. Skullnick
I need a conjugal visit
From my loving spouse
Pixie Empress
Honey, just drop the soap
ALL
In The Big Dollhouse
Ms. Skullnick (to Pixie Empress)
Yoo hoo,
My stomach's a little sour
I haven't had food
In over an hour
Pixie Empress
You just had a pizza,
Six burgers, a mouse!
ALL
There's no food left
In the big dollhouse
Brittany Wong
Hey, 'Pixie Empress',
I have got to complain
HOOKER
Mira, mami, don't I know you
From 1st and main?
Brittany Wong
Eek, call my attorneys
Lipstick and Strauss
I gotta get sprung
From the big dollhouse
ALL
Because!
Sabrina
No fair!
Ms. Skullnick
No food!
Star
No fun!
ALL
Big house!
Justin
And our fight had just begun
Cause it's freedom's flame
Brittany'd like to douse
So we must break out of this
ALL
Big Dollhouse
Star
Marco, I can't take
All this waiting
I've lost my wand
Plus, my fun's deflating!
Marco
Well Star,
I hate to grumble or grouse
ALL (screaming at Star)
But it's your fault that we're in
This big dollhouse!
BEATNIK CHICK
Hey, cool it, kids
No need to shout
And don't ya got parents
To bail you out?
Jeremy
Ha! My daddy's a pervert,
A loser, a souse!
Marco (pawing Jeremy)
Well, it's just us kids
In the big dollhouse
ALL
Because!
Brittany Wong
God, I'm too young to fry!
ALL
Because!
Ms. Skullnick
I'm busting out!
Marco
Girl, so am I!
ALL
Lady Justice, hear my plea
Cause the big dollhouse
The big dollhouse
The big dollhouse
Ain't big enough for me!
For me!
For me!
Ms. Skullnick
For me!