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For Ailish Happy Late Bday
From Abi
3rd person POV
Once upon a time there was a girl called Ailish who had a wild imagination and she had a thing for orange skittles
One day she moved to spoons with her hephalump and pet box called boxy (cough very imaginative cough) the next day she went spoons high (again very imaginative) where she met the resident vampires the Cullen's now Ailish was easily amused a Mr. gray target a ruler and pen thrown together could entertain her for hours but vampires she gravitas towards them she sat in-between Alice and Rosalie a few words were thrown which resulted in a b***h slap and a bruised hand but u get the picture
Edward and Ailish fell in hate and well they insulted each other's smell they loved to call each other names Edward was kitten tuft coin copper and mind pervert while she was called weakling was sheep cotton and mental but they got each other Christmas presents she got him a t-shirt saying "don't think about your girlfriend naked ill read your mind" while he got her a hoodie saying "bite me" and on the back "no really bite me"
Everything else happened until the voltri came to kill them all
Let me show you the setting
Ailish centre field with an evil grin
Edward with his head in his hand
Emmet laughing at a fly
Rosalie looking at her nails
Jasper cutting his wrists
Alice checking for sales
Esme dry sobbing about the flowers aro had crushed
And Carlisle well he was looking at hid=s family and laughed wanting them no other way
Ailish was fearlessly fighting aro it went something like this
Ailish: go to hell
Aro: only if you meet me there
Ailish: I can't
Aro: why not
Ailish: because it has a restraining order against me
Aro: Damn me
Ailish: now you've got it
Aro: whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
And with that hell swallowed the whole voltri Ailish turned to the Cullen's
"Piece of cake"
The End
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