Listening to the soft sounds of music playing on the stereo, Ron, Hermione and Harry sat on the floor of the Gryffindor Common Room, talking about things that had happened earlier that day.
"I just can't believe what Snape did! He's such a pervert!" exclaimed Ron, with a slight chuckle.
"What did he do?" asked Hermione, curiously. Harry and Ron looked at each other and started laughing.
"You wouldn't believe us if we told you!" said Harry.
"No seriously! What happened?"
"All right, we'll tell you. But prepare to be very scared."
Ron looked at Harry again. They both started to giggle like little girls.
"Okay well, today in class," began Harry. "Professor Snape asked Malfoy to pick up a quill that was on the floor. And when he bent down, Snape came up behind him and just stood there staring at his arse!" Harry and Ron burst out laughing, almost in tears.
"Um... How is that funny?" asked Hermione.
"He was...and then he...wait, no, he... I actually don't know."
"Okay well let me tell you a little something about Pansy." said Hermione.
"Oooooooh juicy gossip. Do tell." said Ron and Harry.
"Okay well, I was in the library today, as usual, looking for a book on advanced potion making, when in between the books, a video tape was hidden with the name 'Pansy' on it. Of course I was intrigued, so I took it to the library viewing television and put it in. You'll never believe what it was!"
Ron and Harry were intrigued. "Well go on then! What was it?!"
"It was PORN!" said Hermione. The boys were more than thrilled.
"Pansy's in porn?"
"Oh my god!"
"Can we watch it?"
"No." said Hermione.
"What? Why not?"
"Because I burnt it."
"You burnt it?"
"Why would you burn it?"
"Because no one deserves to see what was on that tape. No one."
"Hermione! We do! Aw you suck." The two boys, who were very upset, stormed up to their rooms and went to sleep.
The End.