E/O Challenge: face
Word Count: 188... I think... pretty sure
Disclaimer: I do not own the brothers, but I wish I did.
I know this is almost like cheating. I have another one that sticks to the challenge. This just got stuck in my head and had to get it out.
Ten Commandments Big Brothers Must Follow
By:Jasper
1) You shall put no one before your younger brother. He is your life and very breath. The absence of him is the absence of you.
2) Friends shall not replace the companionship of your younger brother. He is your best friend.
3) You shall never blackmail your brother, curse at him or lie to his face.
4) Remember your brother on all holidays and especially on his birthday for they are special days reserved for family.
5) Teach your brother in the ways of goodness and honesty because if he gets into trouble you will too. That's a promise.
6) No matter how mad you become at your brother, no matter how many pranks he pulls on you, no matter how matter dates he spoils, you must not commit fratricide.
7) You shall not cheat on your girlfriend with your brother's girlfriend. It sets a bad example and is probably illegal.
8) Don't take your brother's stuff for he will smash the crap out of your stuff and burn it.
9) Don't tell fibs about your brother.
10) You shall not hit on your brother prom date.
My kid sister has just requested that I continue this by writing a chapter on each commandment. So I guess I'll do that... eventually. Let me know what you think.