I just want to say that I really like South Park. I think you guys would too if you watched it! Heh... I even played the Stick of Truth! Anyway I welcome you to my first South Park Fanfiction! Whose the new girl? You'll see...

Pit: I've never seen that show... Maybe this story will give me an idea... Enjoy!


Day 5,

It's been a week since I was homeless. I'm a girl on the streets with powers that nobody understood... Nobody ever knew me. I just kept moving... Until, I was in Colorado.

I found a mountain town. I don't know how I found it, but I did. It was night, so I guess nobody is around. I read the sign. It said,

"Welcome to South Park"

I guess this is where I will live in the next five days, then... I'll be off. I don't know why I ran away and ended up in Colorado, but it was one way to get out of my horrible life. I ran to the aisles of the buildings. When I sat down, I couldn't stand up anymore. I'm exhausted. I never ate anything in the past five days. Without any energy, I can't use my powers. I felt miserable. I have no wealth on me. No one is here to help.

-Kirby Luigi


"Well, there goes my fifth page in my diary." She said. "I guess it's time for me to sleep."

Kirby slept on the cold concrete floor, exhausted and disoriented. She never had any warmth, she was always cold ever since she ran away from life. She's been traveling from Seattle to South Park. That's a really long walk without food. It's actually pretty impressive. With all of those thoughts, Kirby felt even more miserable. Just when she was about to cry herself to sleep...

"Hey... What are you doing here on the streets, little girl?"

She lifted her head up. It was an adult. He had a belt, a green shirt along with a tie, and he had brown hair. Kirby sat up and got into her position. "Who are you? Don't hurt me!" She called out.

"Whoa whoa! Easy now... I'm not here to hurt you! I just want to... take you home?"

"Easy for you to say, mister!" She grumbled. "Just so you know, I don't have a home! I ran away from my horrible life! Well... it wasn't that horrible now that I think about it. Ugh! I don't know why I wrote that fib saying that I ran away in my diary! I'm terrible at memory! I'm a liar, even in writing!" She cried out.

The man went over and gave her a hug. Kirby struggled, but then stopped as she threw her arms around the man.

"Shh. Shh. It's okay, kid... You're not a liar it's just... you can't think in these conditions..." He assured. After a few moments of silence, he realized something that just might help her. "Hey, kid. How about you stay with me?"

Kirby sniffed. "R-Really? You... You mean it?"

He nodded. "Yes... Yes I will..." Kirby turned around and grabbed her things she had when she was taking off... Everything she had in there were all of her gaming devices; technology. She held on to it as the man lifted her up to take her to his place.

"Say, I never got your name, Young lady. What's your name?" He asked.

Kirby smiled. "Kirby... Kirby Luigi..."

"Nice to meet you Kirby, I'm your Dad now! Your name is now Kirby Luigi... Stotch."

"I like that last name... Dad..." She yawned. "Am I in a family?"

"Yes you are, Kirby! When we get home, I'm gonna introduce you to my son Butters who happens to be the same age as you I think..." Mr. Stotch said.

Kirby smiled. She couldn't believe it. She was getting adopted or something. Kirby still didn't figure out why she came here, but she'll figure it out. But for now, She let her mind open... to her new life with her new name...

Kirby "Luigi" Stotch


There goes my intro...

Pit: Ok... That's a start...

Yeah... Don't worry guys! I'm currently working on my other fanfictions and hope to update them, so please be patient! I'm not the best at updating. I've got other things to do in life!

Thats it! Reviews are appreciated! FLAME ON!