Rick was tinkering in the garage when suddenly he heard a huge explosion.
"Ugh, what the fuck was that?" Rick said as he stepped out.
"Oh damn. Missing morty, huge explosion... Shit." Rick said as he stepped out of the garage. "Mooorty! Mooorty where the-urrp, what the fuhcking fuck have you done you little bastard?" Rick looked around and tried to find Morty. Summer walked by and stopped rick.
"Hey Rick. what are you doing?"
"Trying to find the cause of that expl-urrp explosion." Rick said dismissively.
"I have reasons to belive it was your son of a bitch brother"
"Um, Rick? I know this seems straightforward..." Summer said hesitantly.
"Summer, Dont ask me for sex, have some resp-urrp respect for yourself. This isnt a fanfiction, er sorry, a porn fanfiction for the bored-ass perverts who want to read me fucking your brother, your mom, jerry, and you or some shit like that." Rick said while scanning for the damage. Summer looked at rick in absolute disgust.
"WHAT. THE. FUCK. What do you even, i dont, i cant, i was gonna ask if i can go on an adventure with you!! not an ORGY!" Rick looked at her, before replying
"Why the fuck not?"
"And so began summer and rick's su-urrp super adventure! Yeah Chap- Chapter Ooooone yeeah bitch, keep on, keep on reading so you can stay caught urrp caught up, yeah."
"What the hell grandpa?"
"shuttup shuttup shuttup, chapter 2 yaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!"