Ok, this is just a short note from the writer, so if you want to you can skip this and go to the first chapter, you can do so. I'm going to explain why I'm writing this and what it is, just to clear things up.

Alright. Over the past few weeks, I have been looking forward to about 9 things that will happen summer, 2008. That's not that far away, but I still hate waiting. So I decided the best way to deal with my inpatients was to choose one of the things (all of them are either books or movies) and simply write some fanfiction about what I think is going to happen next, since writing fanfiction is fun. So here it is, based off of scattered facts I found about it after about a whole hour of looking at google search results of "Hellboy 2: The Golden Army." I give you, a (hopefully) crappier version of what Hellboy 2: The Golden Army is going to be like! By the way, this does not count as a spoiler since most of the stuff I'm not even sure about and all of it except a few things I'm not going to say unless someone asks me are made up. Like, for instance, how Prince and Princess look. They do however, exist in the new movie.

Alright, read on. And I might not be able to update that much because I'm kind of busy, but I'm trying for about once a week.