Hi! This is the newest sequel to...uh, what's the title of that story? Oh, yeah...no wait. I don't remember. But it's the sequel to the story I wrote where Sora knocked down Riku's living room wall by throwing a rock at it. Aaaaannnnddd...never mind. Just read the story! It's funny! So laugh!

Disclaimer: If I have to say "I don't own Kindgom Hearts" one more time...AUGH! I JUST SAID IT! I don't own Mr. Bean, either, by the way. Or Fire Emblem. I own a copy of the game, though!

Riku, who had finally gotten out of his 5 month groundation, was sitting by the side of his house with Sora. They were once again bored.

"Riku, I am once again bored," said Sora, sighing. He was once again bored. Well, duuuuhhhhhhhhh!

"Well, it took me 5 months to rebuild the side of the house using only cheap toothpaste and pretzels. So don't you even THINK of throwing anything at it." Riku crossed his arms.

"Man," sighed Sora, dropping a rock. "Why cheap toothpaste and pretzels?"

Riku started crying into his hands. "Because it's all I could afford!"

Finally Riku was done crying. But they still had nothing to do, and so they were once again bored.

"Hey," said Sora. "Wanna go ride dirt bikes?"

"I guess so." Riku sighed. Then he stood up. "Let's go."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Rain. She was sitting in a dark room with a TV on, holding a Gamecube controller. "I WAS SO CLOSE! IIIIIKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Rain threw down the controller and repeatedly pressed the 'reset' button.

Suddenly there was a crash from another room. Rain tore herself away from battering her poor Gamecube and ran into the kitchen.

There, she saw the wreckage of one wall, and among the debris, two dirt bikes.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HOUSE?" Rain screamed, pulling at her hair. "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?"

"For one thing, you built your house right in the middle of a dirt bike track," said Riku, sitting up and brushing himself off. "For another thing, you sent Sora dirt bikes for Christmas."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Rain sobbed, throwing herself to the ground. "It took me 5 MONTHS to build this house!"

"Wow, that's-hey, wait a minute. How come it took you 5 months to build a whole house, but in 5 months I just built a stinkin' wall?" said Riku.

"Easy! I hired the help of our cute Moogle friends!" said Rain. "Along with my personal, non copyrighted friend, Ben!"

"Huh?" Ben, who was rooting through the refrigerator, looked up.

"But, all I had were some pretzels and cheap toothpaste!" cried Riku.

Rain shrugged. "You should have bought name-brand." She reached up and put bunny-ears on her head. "Look at them bounce!" she said, moving her head back and forth.

Ben looked at her ears. "Yeah, well, I'm going to go and buy some more soda."

"Ew, not the cheap generic kind," said Rain, making a face.

Meanwhile, outside Rain's house, Funky Magnum sat in the bushes. He held binoculars up to his face.

"Do you see anything?" asked Funky's friend, Hailey.

"Hailey-I mean, Ridiculous Paperclip, I can't see a THING out of these stupid binoculars!" Funky shook the binoculars up and down.

Ridiculous Paperclip pointed at the binoculars. "That's 'cause the cap's still on."

"Oh. Oh! Duh!" Funky removed the cap. "Now I see! She's wearing those STUPID rabbit ears! And she's with those two idiots, Sicko and Snora."

"Um, I think it's Riku and Sora. And I thought you liked those guys."

"I did. That is, until they did THIS to me!" Funky pulled off his hood, showing his new haircut.

"But, didn't your mom make you get a haircut?" Paperclip asked.

"Yeah," Funky grumbled, "And I hated it. Now, to proceed with operation Q."

"Operation Q? I thought it was called operation Pin-"

"No!" cried Funky, clapping a hand over Paperclip's mouth. "It's a secret! That's why we have cool codenames!"

Rain hopped out the door. "Boing, boing, boing!"

"I thought you were determined to beat Fire Emblem!" Ben called from the other side of the dirt bike track.

"That was until that idiot Ike died...again!" Rain called back. "We're going to the video store to rent Mr. Bean the Movie. So we can play it on the plasma TV!"

"I love that movie!" called Ben. Then he was run over by a dirt bike.

Rain shrugged. "That's the danger of having your house built on such a secret spot. People are always trying to sabotage it."

"That makes sense." Sora nodded.

"That makes no sense at all!" cried Riku. "It's a public-access dirt bike trail!"

"Whatever."

"What?" said Rain. "No Mr. Bean?"

The video store guy shrugged. "Man, we don't carry anything good. When are you people going to learn that?"

"But-I-want-Mr.-BEAN!" yelled Rain, pulling out a pointy stick. "And I will poke you with this pointy stick until I get-ooh! Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?"

Finally, Sora, Rain, and Riku left the video store.

"I love Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!" Rain wiggled her bunny ears. "It's the BEST! Uh, by the way, we've been out all day, but where's Kairi?"

Sora shrugged. "Beats me."

"Beat you! My pleasure!" came a voice from a nearby tree.

Someone flew out of the tree and started beating Sora with a stick. "Take this!"

"What the heck?" Sora whimpered. "Help meeeeee!"

"Oh!" Rain exclaimed. "It's Rachelle!"

"Rain! Hurray! I've finally found you!" Rachelle stopped beating Sora and high-fived Rain.

"Okay, but why were you beating my friend?" Rain bobbed her head to make her bunny ears wiggle.

Rachelle looked down, looked up, looked down again, and pointed at Sora. "Him? He asked me to. I specifically remember him saying 'Beat me.'"

"Well, I guess you're right. But, what brings you to Destiny Islands?" Rain helped up a bruised Sora, who was now crying.

"Your friend?" asked Riku, nodding at Rachelle. "Figures, she's as crazy as you are."

"I was playing with my new speedboat, and I accidentally crashed into a wall made out of cheap toothpaste and pretzels." Rachelle shook her head. "Whoever built it should have bought name-"

"MY WALL!" cried Riku, grabbing his head. "MY MOM'S GONNA KILL ME!"

"Oh, Rachelle, Ben's visiting. He helped me build my ultra-cool house." Rain pointed to a nearby hotel.

"Ben? Wow, I haven't talked to him in ages!" Rachelle started running for the hotel. "I'm going to say hi, then I have to go, because I have a synchro class. Ciao!"

Okay, that's chapter 1. Um, it's not very exciting yet, but it's going to get better! So watch out! Chapter 2 coming soon! As soon as my stupid computer starts working!