I was wonderingly if you loveley people could help me? I have been trying to find a fan-fiction for months but no luck, it's now officially driving me crazy! Here is what I can remember ...

It was a very well written fiction the writer was fantastic at adding humour and the fiction was hysterically funny throughout. Cora and Regina had a good mother daughter relationship. Regina and Emma meet and begin seeing each other. Regina had a young Henry who in the fiction called the police as he thought he heard a robber downstairs beating a seal or sea lion when in fact it was Regina and Emma having sex and he thought noises they were making was the seal being beaten.

Can anyone help? Thank you

I will remove this post in a day or two