Yay new story! So i finished two stories yesterday just so i could post the ones i had been holding onto for a while so enjoy and leave a review to tell me if you like it!

warning: It's yaoi for those of you who didn't deduce that so don't like don't read!

Disclaimer: if i owned Naruto sasuke and naruto would have been married already and sakura would be dead or married to ino...

"You Bastard!" she yelled smacking him right across the face.

He stayed still, he hadn't really cared that she had hit him in fact he had expected it, after all this wasn't the first time it had happened.

"Are you done yet?" he asked.

"No I'm not!" she snapped "You just don't care about anyone do you?"

"No I don't," he agreed "what did you expect?"

She stared at him horrified, like he was some kind of hideous monster which was partially correct. He was a monster, that much was true, but hideous he was not otherwise he wouldn't be in this situation.

"You're the worst Sasuke!" she screams "Are you even human?"

"According to most people I'm not so whatever you believe." He said.

"You're horrible I hate you!" she screams again then runs off.

He watches her retreating form and smirks "The feelings are quite mutual dear Sakura."

He walked down the stairs from the roof where Sakura had decided to scream at him and where they just broke up. He had finally made it down a busy hall when she came up to him.

"Hey Sasuke!" she said flirtingly.

"Ino stop," he demanded "there's a difference between determined and stalking and lately you've been crossing that line."

"But…" she started.

"No!" he stopped her "Seriously Ino you're a great lay and all but as company you make a horrible companion."

"What?" she screamed.

"Hey be glad I'm telling it to you straight." He said "If I don't know one will."

He swiftly made a getaway before she went off on him like Sakura he could've sworn the two were twins separated at birth. Now that they were gone who would he use now? Tenten? No, she was a little too much of a tomboy for his liking. Temari? She was cool but sometimes a little too sarcastic and with frequently too much attitude. Karin…? When hell freezes over, she was worse than Sakura and Ino combined!

Hinata? Well she was an interesting idea; he had never been with her before. There was a reason for that though, he got even close to her and Neji or Kiba would try to attack him. Maybe she would be worth the challenge; he could definitely see a good prize at the end. He walked into class thinking of a way to get to Hinata without the awareness of her bodyguards. He saw her as he walked in and sent her his winning smile then made his way to his window seat.

She blushed and quite adorably too, maybe she would be worth the challenge after all. At that moment all thoughts of Hinata blew out the window next to him when he saw her. Her shaggy hair went a little below her shoulder and looked like it was made of pure sun light. Her eyes were as wide and clear as a Caribbean ocean, a beautiful bright blue. Though she was dressed in blue skinny jeans, with a baggy orange t-shirt with a red spiral on it, and black combat boots that made her look somewhat boyish, she was still adorable.

"Class this is a new student why don't you introduce yourself?" Iruka announced.

"My name's Naruto Uzumaki." She said…wait she?

Some people gasped, some laughed, and some just looked flat out shocked. Naruto looked quite irritated and exasperated by everyone's reaction, like this had happened before.

"Yes! I am a boy! Not a girl!" he exclaimed.

Apparently this had happened before; Sasuke was rather intrigued by Naruto. He was the prettiest boy he had ever seen since his brother, but he wasn't going to think of that bastard right now. He has been with about every girl in this school but he had never even considered a guy, Naruto was seriously making him rethink that. Sasuke decided to give up on Hinata and decided to try and go after Naruto, after all he did ask for a new challenge.

"But how?" he mumbled "I don't even know if the guy swings that way or not."

'Hold on I'm Sauke Uchiha! It doesn't even matter if he's straight, I'm pretty sure I could change his mind.' Sasuke thought.

He hadn't realized he was staring at the blonde until the blonde started starring back. Then when Sasuke finally came back to himself the blonde smiled then winked at him. He smiled back his winning smile then looked out the window, 'looks like this is going to be easier than I thought'. He was so lost in thought he didn't hear when the teacher announced that Naruto was going to be sitting next to him. He was finally shocked out of his thought when the blonde started talking to him.

"Hey." he said.

"Hey." Sasuke echoed.

"So you're Sasuke Uchiha?" Naruto asked.

"How do you know my name?" Sasuke asked.

"The teacher said it when he told me to sit next to you." he replied.

"Oh." Sasuke realized.

"Plus..." Naruto dragged "I've been hearing things about you."

"Oh really?" Sasuke asked slyly.

"Yep ever since I stepped on campus." Naruto smiled.

"Really, what have you heard?" Sasuke asked.

"That you're heartless and inhuman, like a vampire." Naruto chuckled.

"That seems to be the popular idea about me lately." Sasuke smirked.

"Yeah but I can tell it's not true." Naruto said matter of factly.

"How?" Sasuke asked curiously.

"Because you're not as cold as everyone proclaims you to be."

It wasn't a question; he was so sure of it.

"You seem to know a lot about me for a new kid, have we met before?" Sasuke asked suspiciously.

Naruto mumbled incoherently something that sounded like 'yo do mmber' and then a look of pain quickly crossed his face. It left as fast as it came and once again he was smiling at Sasuke.

"Don't worry about it I mumble to myself a lot and no I don't recall us ever meeting before." Naruto replied quickly.

Sasuke was skeptical but didn't say anything else, he didn't want to see that hurt look on Naruto's face again.

'Wait why do I care?' Sasuke mentally asked himself.

He looked at Naruto feeling an emotion he hadn't felt in a while, caring, he actually felt like he cared about Naruto! He sneered at the notion, him caring? Ridiculous!

'I don't care, I'm just intrigued and that's all.' he thought.

He turned to Naruto to see him grinning manically but it disappeared as soon as he realized Sasuke was staring. Sasuke could already tell that Naruto was a weird person but just how weird was he exactly? He thought about it for the rest of class trying to let it settle and thinking of ways to learn more about Naruto. Naruto himself looked as if he was also thinking hard about something. They both seemed to be waiting for the other to say something.

When the bell finally rang they both had their resolve and turned to each other. They both stopped when they realized the other was about to say something. They stuttered back and forth for a while trying to see who would finally just speak first. Naruto would gesture to Sasuke, Sasuke would gesture to Naruto and they just looked like idiots. Finally when Sasuke realized what he was doing he snapped and took charge of the situation.

"How 'bout you come to my place after school, I can help you catch up." Sasuke suggested.

"Thanks! I was waiting for you to ask." Naruto chuckled.

"So it's a date." Sasuke stated.

"Of course." Naruto said aloof.

'Well isn't this one cocky.' Sasuke thought.

"You bet!" Naruto said in Sasuke's ear.

"What?" Sasuke asked.

"You were thinking aloud." Naruto answered.

"Oh." Sasuke sighed feeling like an idiot.

"Don't let it bother you no one else heard I just have wicked hearing." Naruto explained.

"hn." Sasuke sounded uncaring.

"Well?" Naruto said.

"Well?" Sasuke mimicked.

"Don't just sit there show me to my next class." Naruto demanded.

Sasuke's first reaction was to say 'Excuse me, who the hell do you think you are?' but instead he calmed himself down and said

"Sure give me your schedule."

So that was the first chapter i have to say that this was and odd thing to write but i enjoyed it so hope you liked it! Review please!