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AznN3rd made me do it. I SWEAR! Please don't kill me many hardcore Sora fangirls!

WARNING (S): Sora/Tron-iness. Enough said.

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Sora downloaded himself into the big computer in Hollow- I mean, Radiant Garden. For some odd reason Donald and Goofy were not with him. Where were they, one may ask? Probably out hitting on Yuna, Rikku, and Paine fairies because everyone knows that they're closet perverts.

"Hiya, Tron!" Sora greeted in all his bad electric outfit glory.

"Hey, Sora!" Sora was immediately suffocated in a bone-crushing hug.

"Ow…can't…breathe…" Sora choked out, his face beginning to turn blue. Even to the super happy Sora, Tron's obsessive hugging disorder (OHD) was very very disturbing.

"I've been learning a lot about humans since you left through the internet!" Tron exclaimed as he released Sora and allowed him to breathe again.

"Oh…cool?"

"Yeah! It was really interesting! I learned about lots of really weird things too like yaoi, yuri, hentai…"

Tron went on and on and Sora was wondering what yaoi was.

For the purposes of this fanfic (sense it's really starting to suck), Tron suddenly decided that Sora was a dead sexy anorexic BEAST and decided to say so. So he did.

"Sora!"

"…Yeah?"

"You're a dead sexy beast!"

…

"What?"

Tron then did many bad things that only a scary hentai person would ever do (ahg! Tron's a psycho pervert!)

Poor Sora will never be the same again.

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"Wait! I can change!" Donald squawked.

Fairy Rikku and Paine made disgusted noises and fluttered away. "Come on Yuna!"

"Goofy, you are such a pervert!" Yuna cried before following.

"A-hyuuuuuk!" Goofy cried in anguish, but because everybody thought he sounded like a drunk guy speaking gibberish nobody really understood what he was saying. Which was probably why Yuna thought he said something perverted.

Donald sighed and decided to go to get Sora so they could go...somewhere else.

"Sora?"

Said boy who had appeared out of nowhere twitched and muttered something about "violated rights" "sexy" and "illegal usage of squirrels".

Donald didn't ask.

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Don't ask. Just…don't.