Gintama belongs to Sorachi-sensei. All hail the Gorilla!
Kagura is the usual 14, Sougo 18, Hijikata 20+ etc. Swearing is present because it's Gintama Dammit!
Sougo was bored.
He was currently walking around Edo, hands in pocket whilst chewing some gum.
No incidents were occurring during his patrol and this disappointed him greatly.
Maybe he should go bother the Yorozuya bunch or try to blow up Hijikata-san...again.
A nap would be okay too, anything would be better than this boring peacefulness.
Little did he know how much he'd regret these words later.
Turning a corner, Sougo found himself in the busy shopping district of the city.
He hoped there were some pickpockets around or something.
In the middle of a yawn, he caught sight of a very familiar head of vermilion hair.
The blank look in his eyes sharpened, "China huh?" he muttered.
He immediately made his way towards her.
Though his expression remained dead-pan, there was a skip in his step and any traces of the sleepiness he had mere moments ago were gone.
As he got closer, he began thinking about how best to 'greet' her.
Seeing as she was eyeing a nearby food truck constantly, he decided on a "Yo Pig girl, Are you always hungry?"
He was only mere feet away from her now, but China still didn't seem to have noticed him.
This somewhat irritated him, how dare the brat not feel his commanding presence?
He'll show her soon enough: not paying attention to one's surroundings was a big mistake.
A spar with China was just the thing to kill his bored-ness.
Sougo opened his mouth to greet/insult her when he suddenly choked. Utter shock, a very rare expression for him, was on his face.
There, heading towards the China girl, holding two crepes, was Hijikata-san.
What's worse was how China greeted the vice-chief: with a big, disgusting smile.
Blurgh!
Sougo wiped the sides of his mouth.
His thoughts were still trying to process what he just saw.
China with Hijikata-san?
China with Hijikata-san!
What the hell was going on?!