This idea just literally popped into my head so I said, 'hey that's nice. It's something different and funny at the same time.'

Summary: "I will tell Sakura that I love her if Kagome becomes your girlfriend." Sasuke dared. Sounds easy? Not! "I hate you Uchiha!" She yelled. "I hate you too, you pathetic excuse for an Uchiha!" "Take that back you red eyed freak!" "No way, blue eyed freak!" He answered back.

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Chapter 1 – The Deal

"Itachi?"

He paused and dropped his spoon, clearly not liking the tone his mother used. "Yes mother?"

"You see, I made extra dangos for dessert. And I was wondering if you could give some to the Higurashi."

What?

"I'm sorry mother but I have some important mission reports that need to be done."

"Oh, that's too bad. I'll guess I just have to give it to them myself." She said as she scoots over towards the sink with a disappointed look on her face.

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"Important mission reports huh?"

Itachi looked at from his bed and saw his younger brother with a smirk plastered on his face while leaning on his doorway. He didn't bother answering him for he knows that his little brother already knew why he didn't do it.

"Real mature Itachi, and they call you the Uchiha prodigy."

No answer.

Sasuke sighed and seated himself on the floor near Itachi's bed. "I don't really see the point why you hate her. She's nice, beautiful, talented, and a great medical ninja. Yet I still don't get it."

He now seated himself on his bed and asked, "Are you describing her or that Haruno girl?"

Upon hearing Sakura's name Sasuke blushed and threw an orange book lying around towards Itachi's direction which he caught without a sweat. "S-Shut up!"

The elder Uchiha smirked and looked at the book he was holding. "Why Sasuke, I didn't know you read this kind of books. I guess you really are Kakashi-san's student."

"Huh? What? That's not mine, that's yours!"

Itachi however didn't bother on teasing about that anymore. "So…you and Haruno huh?"

"I said shut up Itachi!" And threw another volume of that orange book towards his older brother's direction. "How about you huh?"

He raised a brow. "What about me?"

"You're just using the 'you hate her' as an excuse."

"I don't know what you're talking about," he denied and stood up.

"Don't play dumb with me. I've seen how you look at her every time she passes by or how you amuse you are every time you two fight."

"Are you describing yourself little brother?" He smirked. He just loves to tease his little brother like that since he's well aware of how much Sasuke loves that pink haired teammate of his, he's just too scared to admit it even to himself. But he and Kagome? There's no way he would love that blue eyed pathetic excuse for an Uchiha.

"How about we have a deal then," Sasuke proposed.

Itachi stopped. "What kind of deal?"

"I will tell Sakura that I love her if Kagome becomes your girlfriend. Deal?"

This seems kind of interesting on his part, seeing his brother all sweaty and nervous when he confesses his undying love for the Haruno girl.

"What's in it for me then?"

"I don't know, seeing me embarrassed and all. Plus you could prove not only to me but to everyone else that you don't love Kagome."

"Fine," seems fair enough. "How long?"

"One month at the most, maybe?"

"That's too long, I have a mission next month."

"All right, three weeks then."

"Three days,"

"Two weeks,"

"Four days,"

"Ten days,"

"Five,"

"Seven,"

"Fine,"

"Fine," he said. "Seven days it is. You have to make her your girlfriend in seven days or you will have to treat my team for ramen every single day for a year. Then after that, you can break up with her after a day or two. Or even an hour or two. That is, if you want to break up with her."

Itachi paled. No matter how rich they are there's no guarantee that they will not go bankrupt especially with the fox kid's big appetite for Ramen.

"Of course I want to, no one could stand her. But how will you know if she said yes?" He asked.

"In exactly seven days from now there will be a cherry blossom festival. Before the fireworks start you have to ask her to be your girlfriend in front of everyone in that festival."

"All right. When will it start?"

"Depends. Counting can start now and will end next week,"

Itachi then nodded in agreement, headed towards the door and left. Guess there's no going back now. Starting now, he only has seven days to make Kagome 'like' him, but where will he start when Kagome hates not only him but every fiber and bone in his body. No matter how he dislikes the idea of asking for advice, he has no choice. But he has a feeling that he will regret it for the rest of his life. Especially when the advice comes from an Uchiha Shisui.

However, oblivious to the two brothers their dear mother was listening from another room and shook her head in disapproval. "I have a feeling this will end up badly."

Just leave it to her boys to mess everything up. But if things turn up for the better, she would love to have Kagome as her daughter-in-law instead of one of Itachi's fangirls.

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I'm not so sure about this, so how do you guys like it so far? Should I continue?