I'm shaking. I am flipping shaking! Why am I shaking, you might ask? Withdrawal. I don't have a drugs or alcohol addiction, just sugar and caffeine, which is a million times worse. I'm on sugar withdrawal, and I'm shaking. I wish I was normal. Gah, no I don't! Great, now I am bipolar too. Yaaaay! Oh mother of a lollipop! I have to pee. Ohh, look a school! Schools have bathrooms, right? RIGHT! Mental high five! WOO! YES... Rrrrrun to the school. "Into the strange building!" I sang as I ran into the school. Suddenly, I was hit from behind and then all I saw was darkness. And my last thought was 'Holy Crabs! I'm scared of the dark!'
When I opened my eyes everything was blurry for a few seconds. I blinked a few times in order to see clearly. Once everything was clear I saw three girls leaning over me. Great! There no way I'm getting abused! Right? Sure! "Hello innocent maiden! I'm Benio Amakusa, second year. And this is The Zuka Club!" They ripped of there clothes to reveal the single most awful outfits ever! Then they started singing.
"Lobelia"
"Lobelia"
"High school, second year,Benio Amakusa"
"Lobelia"
"Also second year, Maihara Chizuru"
"Lobelia"
"And first year, Tswabuki Hinaku!"
"Lobelia"
"And we are the white lily league!"
"But some call us..."
"The Zuka Club!"They finished.
I'm so confused "Wait a minute..." I pointed to the middle one."did you just call me a maiden?! I must have gone back in time. Oh Crab! Did I lose an ORGAN?! Did you steal my ORGANS?! Gah, evil... Wait, did you say the Zuka Club?" I busted out laughing! "W-what kind of name is ZUKA?" When I came down from my high I couldn't stop giggling. Zuka... ZuUUuka... Yep, they ha- are they smiling!? I am hallucinating. Yep that's it. Amakusa grabbed my chin and lifted it up "Your laugh is adorable." She is officially mental. I think it's in my best interest to leave. I jumped out of the chair I had been sitting in and turned around. I sprinted towards the door, and tripped ,then this gigantic sculpture fell and shattered. "Um... That wasn't expencive... Right?"
They're still smiling, why are they smiling?! The middle one, Amakusa, was the first to speak. "That was worth 70,000 yen..." Oh CRAB! I'm dirt poor. "Yeah, ummm... Can I work it off?!" I said my once confident voice wavering. "Of course, my sweet, innocent maiden! By the way, you have an adorable accent, what is it?" ...Maiden? "Thanks and it's Australian." I replied politely, before smiling at her sweetly. She grinned, the one with the short brown hair smiled and said "Smile!" She pulled out a camera and took a picture. I covered my eyes instantly and looked to the down right corner. The flash really hurt my eyes. "Aww! She's camera shy." Ummm... What does that mean? "Does that mean I don't like it when people take my picture?" I asked, scrunching my nose up in confusion. "Yes..." Chimed the girl who's still holding the camera. "Oh!" I said cheerfully. "Wait, what's your name?" Asked the only one that hasn't talked. "Oshiro Sakura, but you can call me Saki." I smiled. "Well, lets begin discussing the terms that you will be working. Lets start with a summery, there will be dancing, singing, and acting. First, you will- " I cut Amakusa off "I can't do any of that junk!" I panicked. Well... I lied I can do that stuff, I just prefer not to. "We'll address this later we ALL have to go to a meeting, with the-the Host Club." She stuttered. I wonder if there nice.
~~~Skip to the Café~~~
When we got in they began there song, but suddenly stop and looked at me. Do they expect me to... "I already told you I don't sing." I explained as I sat at the end of the empty half of the booth. Wait, that's a chic! Lucky! She's never gonna have to sing and at there club! Ugh, I resent this idea. She should have to sing too. To even the playing field. Wait! That's Haruhi! My Soul Sister! I ran towards her to give her a glomp, but Benio caught me by the back of my shirt. "Be serious!" She commanded. Oh right! Serious. Wait, does that mean silent too? Yeah, I think so. Must be serious, in order to start paying off my debt. SerioUS! SERIous. Serious. I sat down at the end of the booth once everyone else had... sitten? Satted? Look they were all in the booth ok? So they started discussing crap and I sat there like an obedient child. Until I heard little Haru call my name. Then my hand started twitching from wanting to hug her. Must remain serious. Dang it Haruhi quit shaking my arm! I must remain serious! She shook my arm one last time. Now, I'm annoyed! "Dang it Haru! I was trying to be serious! Then you go and blow my cover!" I yelled at Haru mocked outraged. She laughed knowing I was joking. As always.
I think her friends are confused. "HARU! I think your friends are in the state of not knowing! Your problem! I'm not the confused one! I proceed with, A-boom!" I yelled out. Okay, so mission be serious has been compromised, but mission frazzle them into not making me sing is a go A.K.A. mission M&M's! I need to think... Haruhi's friends have yet to say anything... Well, actually I'm sure they have, they just have yet to say anything useful... Like what the word redundant means! "Why don't you all start talking about more useyful junk! Like REDUNDANTNESS!" I yelled out. I tend to do that kind of junk. WOOOHOOOO! I AM BORED! YES! Nope, even if you say it excitedly it doesn't help. Then finally a waitress came and handed me a huge Mountain Dew! Yes! I was excitedly opening my straw when my world shattered. I started crying. " Saki, whats wrong?" Haru asked. "One of the ends to my straw is sealed!" I sobbed. She looked normal... Like she expected it! "Of course it is." She said defeatedly. Everyone at the table was staring at me like I ate a toucan. All I did was cry and suddenly stop! It's not that big of a deal! "Ummm... Who are you exactly?" Asked the dude with the stalker glasses. "Well, EXACTLY I'm Oshiro Watermelon Sakura. But if you ROUND IT I'm a super secret ninja!" I answered. Oh snap! I still need to PEE! Perfect! I got up and ran to the bathroom! By the time I got back food was on the table. FOOOOOOOOOOOD! I shoved ALL my food into my mouth and swallowed. This like seventeen year old blonde dude asked "How did you do that?" The same dude is holding a bunny. What is wrong with him? Cat stuffies are much cooler. "I'm part chipmunk!" "That's not possible." Says Mr. Glasses.
"Yes it is." I replied
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is!"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"No"
"Yes"
"Ha, I win!"
"DUMBLEDOR!" I yelled after a long awkward silence. The entire restaurant stared at them.. Us... Me!
A waiter came and threw us out! Great! So much for desssert!