Gumball meets Gwar

By Shadowgate

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Gumball arrived home from school. He was ready for tonight's big concert.

He grabbed a 1 liter bottle of coke. Oh how he was ready for that which would be his first rock concert.

He put on Ozzy's Blizzard Of Ozz and thrashed to Crazy Train. His mom came up stairs and asked him if he'd done his homework and all his chores. He told his mom that he was able to get all his homework done during free time at school because he sure didn't want homework to hold him back from tonight.

Nicole was very concerned about tonight.

"Gumball I heard that Gwar is a band that has naughty lyrics so I was concerned when you got into them a month ago."

Gumball just giggled.

Nicole said "I also heard that you had to be 18 to get into their concerts and you had to sign a no liability contract, of course that was just an urban legend."

Gumball said "that was quite an urban legend you heard in high school."

Nicole said "yes indeed. Oh and Gumball don't talk to anyone at the concert you don't know. I don't want you getting into a fight."

Gumball asked "why would people who've come together to honor the same band get into a fight?"

Nicole said "well just look out for mean skinheads."

Gumball said "if I see a skinhead I'll ask him if he wants to try on makeup with me."

Nicole snapped "don't be a smart ass."

Gumball replied "well mom when you're at a concert you have to provoke a fight to get into a fight."

Nicole said "well try not to provoke anyone."

Gumball said "I won't mom."

2 HOURS LATER

Gumball was outside the big stadium.

Two guys in a car pulled up at a curb and one yelled "MOTHERFUCKING GWAR IS GOING TO KICK ALL YOUR FUCKING ASSES TONIGHT!"

People cheered and one woman flashed her tits.

After 45 minutes the stadium doors opened and Gumball was so relieved. The wait was a real bitch.

When he got in he wanted to hit the t-shirt stands. Oh but it just so happened that everyone else wanted to hit the fucking t-shirt stands as well.

The line to get soda and Gatorade was so fucking long as well.

Gumball drank all he could from the water fountain.

Then it was time.

GWAR HIT THE FUCKING STAGE AND KICKED OFF THE SET WITH LET US SLAY.

Gumball got into his first mosh pit ever.

Soon after that they played "Sick of you" and Gumball loved his night of paradise.

During the song Sick of You fans were invited to jump on stage and jump off. Gumball shook hands with two members before having to fly off the fucking stage.

Gumball yelled "I'M LOVING THIS FUCKING NIGHT!"

THE END