A German and a Japanese were out to lunch. The Japanese, Kiku, had a bowl of Nikujaka that he brought from home. He sat contently across from the German, Ludwig. Ludwig had brought a potato salad that he had prepared the night before. The two coworkers sat at the lunch table of the office. It was silent aside from the two chewing on their lunches. Suddenly, Ludwig's phone rang a loud, old telephone ring.
"Hmm?" Ludwig grunted, looking over at his phone. The caller ID read, "Feliciano Vargas". Feliciano is Ludwig's Italian friend. Ludwig curiously picked up.
"Yes, Feliciano; what is it?" Ludwig answered.
"Ludwig, Ludwig, Ludwig!" Feliciano cried into the reciver, "I really need your help!"
Ludwig sighed. "What do you need help with this time?"
"I ate 20 pounds of pasta-spaghetti to be exact-and I went to use the bathroom, but I peed out-a pasta! It's a long sting and I need you to come help! It hurts so much!" Feliciano explained, crying.
Ludwig spit out his salad. "YOU WHAT?! HOW IS THAT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?!" he exclaimed.
Kiku jumped in his seat. "W-What is it, Ludwig?" he asked nervously.
Ludwig held up a finger to Kiku. "I don't even know how I can help you!" he yelled into the phone.
"I don't even know how I can help myself! I'm just so scared and I'm in-a so much pain!" Feliciano cried.
"Uhh-" Ludwig started, "I'll do my best!" he finished, hanging up his phone.
gosh i don't even know what that was or how to finish it. this was just some idea i had a really long time ago and i need to construct something out of this but i know i was laughing so hard as i wrote this