This is my firts humor fanfic so I hope you people enjoy it as much as I did...I hope...
The bell rings and kids pour into their home rooms. My home room had to be the insane one! HEre's why. First off we had a silver haired guy, he was tall and very cute! He had green eyes and wore an all white with black trim school uniform. He sat in the back of the room in thec corner. A girl came in with pig tails that hung down to her thighs. She had pretty brown eyes and wore a white shirt that she had tied in the front and a black, red, green and white plaid skirt. She sat two seats over and three seats in front of the guy with the silver hair. Another guy guy walked inwith red hair, he was slightly shorter than the first guy and a little less cute. His eyes looked blue but as he got closer they looked green. He wore the opposite colors than the silver haired guy and sat two seats away from him. Another walked in with jet black hair and red eyes. He wore a white head band and an all black with white trim uniform. He sat in front of me. Two more guys walked with blonde hair. They wore opposite colors of each other and both had blue eyes. The only difference between the two was their hair the first blonde's hair was absolutely ridiculus! I mean you couldn't even put a weed whacker through that thing! They sat nera the silver haired and red haired guys. The last two people who walked in were girls. One had brown hair and the other had short jet black hair. They wore the same exact uniform as the first girl. The brown haired girl had pig tails that hung down to her thighs too, but she sat near me and the cute guy in front of me. The other just sat with the other guys. And the convrsation sorta went like this...
Tifa: Cloud you're in here! I thought you had Quistis first.
Reno: Cloud you're in here! (Mocking Tifa)
Tifa: Shut up Reno!
Reno: Shut up Reno!
Tifa: Sephiroth! get your fucked up friend!
Reno: Sephiroth! get--
Sephiroth: STFU Reno!
Reno: But!
Sephiroth: I said STFU!
Rufus: Stupid SOB.
Sephiroth: You too Rufus.
Rufus: Right...Hey Vincent why you sitting way over there...by seph's sister?
Vincent: Fuck you too Rufus!
Rufus: What? You are.
Vincent: So.
Rufus: I'm gonna tell Sephiroth about you two and last week.
Vincent: What are you talking about?
Aries: STFU Rufus! Nothing even happened last week. And speaking of last week, what happened between you and tifa?
Tifa: Why you little bitch!
Sephiroth: Don't call my sister a bitch! Only I can do that!
Aries: STFU Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Bitch what did you just say to me? I'll kill your ass! Again!
Aries: Fuck you! And you too Tifa!
Tifa: I didn't sleep with Vincent last week.
Vincent: You're just mad because you didn't get none.
Tifa: I don't want you no way! Sephiroth is ten times better than you!
Vincent: WTF ever bitch! Sephiroth ain't worth the time or the money!
Sephiroth: Fuck you Vincent! You're just jealous cuz you're not as big as me.
Auron: I'm bigger than both of you! Now STFU and turn around.
Vincent and Sephiroth: Who the fuck! WTF! O.O!
Auron: That's right it's Auron now STFU! Now I'm going to take roll so all of you be good little boys and girls and say here when I call you.
Reno: We're not in grade school, you old geezer!
Auron: What size shirt do you wear?
Reno: Why gramps?
Auron: Just curious?
Reno: XL.
Auron: In number...
Reno: 22
Auron: like your IQ?
Class: Laughing
Auron: Now back to taking roll. Rufufs.
Rufus: Yeah.
Auron: Aries
Aries: Mm-hm
Auron: Sephiroth
Sephiroth: listening to his CD player
Auron: looks up to see Sephiroth listening to his Cd player and walks up to his desk with a meter stick in his hand
Sephiroth: Still listening to CD player
Auron: Slams yard stick down on Sephiroth's desk.
Sephiroth: o.o! What?
Class: snickering
Auron: Lay off the Mako Sephiroth. It doesn't work.
Sephiroth: WTF are you talking about?
Auron: Quiting your day job.
Sephiroth: Fuck you.
Auron: (going back to his desk) Tifa.
Tifa: (trying not to laugh) Here.
Auron: Misty. who the fuck is she?
Misty: S'up
Auron: Right. Stupid. (looks up at Reno). Stupid!
Reno: (looking around)
Auron: The stupid mother fucker looking around with an IQ of 22.
Reno: Me?
Sephiroth: God you really are stupid.
Reno: I'm not stupid!
Auron: Cloud
Cloud: Here.
Auron: Yuffie.
Yuffie: Yeah. Yeah.
Auron: Triple Barrel.
Vincent: (sleep)
Auron: Alright everyone is here except Cid.
Rufus: The stupid SOB Cid is here too?
Auron: Yes he's here too.
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