Dave was strolling along on the meteor. He was on his way to find a certain troll by the name of Karkat. His boobs tingled with excitement as he approached his room. He has had many tips from John of how to prank someone but this was going to be the ultimate prank. It was going to be so amazing that he couldn't even call it a prank. No, Dave was too cool for that nerdy shit. He had a normal bucket full of water in his hand. He knew that trolls hated buckets but he didn't know why. Hey, if Karkat was going to freak out, at least he would be in that hate troll romance thing. He opened Karkat's bedroom door and placed the bucket on the top of the door. He stood back and admired his work, but it seemed too... too... Amateur. So he dug through Karkat's room to see what else he could add to this glorious prank. He found some floss and said "perfect" as he taped a piece of floss along the bottom of door way. So when Karkat walks in he will trip. This was too good, too good to be called a prank, it was more like a trap. Yes, a trap to get Karkat to fall in love with him. Literally. He pestered Karkat and said that he was fucking around with his room. He soon heard screamed and quietly chuckled as it was followed by loud stomping. After a few minutes the angry troll was just turning the hall, about to open his door. The bucket fell and so did karkat. The bucket was on his head which was soaked. Karkat looked up to see a laughing Dave pointing at his. He became very angry at this and stood up and threw the bucket at Dave. He did not care about what he knew the bucket was meant for. Dave fell to the ground, astonished. "Oh my dickinson!" Dave squealed. "damn right, now you are my bitch!" Karkat said as he placed upon him a thousand sticky notes. Rose ran into the room carrying Kanaya, making out with her. "I guess this is a bad time to have sex?" Rose said. Dave just sort of slowly started to float into space, not stopping. "Penises shall be gone, only lesbian hot action." Kanaya said as she threw Kickles out of his face. "massage your nipples for me." Rose commanded like one of those army police people. "nooo no." Kanaya sunk into the floor, like Dave but the opposite way. Rose was alone now, her face melted off. not the end yet as BOOM babbies, babies everywhere. No shits were given about this except for the shit in the babies. No, these weren't normal babies, these were lesbian babies. All lesbians, makeouts every where, so hot, pedofiles everywhere were saying "hot dayum.", so glorious. in fact too gloripus. These babies were too hot. Way too hot for time and space and enfinity. These babies started to shine bright like a diamond and so bright they blew up the world. Everyone dies, except Dave since he was just chilling in space, with flyingboners. The end