"Sai, you seriously don't have to!" Naruto shouted to his pale teammate over the music. The club was bustling with young people letting loose on the weekend. Normally Naruto loved to party, but Sai was seriously cramping his groove. Not to mention killing his game.
"I insist, Naruto. The book says that it is a friend's duty to take on the role of a 'wingman' and help them 'score'. Do not worry; I still have plenty of moves left in my 'playbook'." Sai looked around. "Ah! Over there! Judging by her facial features and bodily proportions, she seems to be around a four. Another book I have read said that when desperate, it is easier to lower your standards, and it is easier to prey upon ugly girls' insecurities."
Naruto groaned. "First of all: if you're going to try that, don't refer to her as 'the four' this time! And secondly, I AM NOT DESPERATE!"
Sai quirked a brow. "Really? You have not been 'getting lucky' so far; don't you think it is time to set your sights a little lower?"
"I haven't been getting lucky because you are a shitty wingman!"
"But I am doing it exactly how the book told me. I will just try harder this time." He looked around again. "Hm… That one seems to be up to your standards," he concluded, looking towards a rather stunning brunette in a blue dress.
He walked up to the girl, catching her attention with his creepy smile. "Hello, would you be interested in meeting my dickless friend?" Sai gestured towards a facepalming Naruto. The girl simply went into a fit of giggles looking towards the blonde and walked away.
Sai returned to his teammate. "I do not know why no one seems interested in you. Perhaps I should have named you ugly instead of Sakura."
Sai did not get the chance to talk to any more girls, as the two were kicked out of the club after Naruto began beating on Sai.