Orochimaru was walking around the sound village. He had been gone for two days, and he hoped the others were holding up all right. He would be gone for two more, he told the three before he left.
Kin was sitting on a sofa, reading a magazine rather tiresomely. She decided she should check on the others, because according to the sound effects of laughing, they were having a pretty good time. She decided to read some more, when she heard an earsplitting crash and a sound of glass tinkling to the ground. Kin opened the door expecting to find a murder scene, but instead she saw Dosu holding up his melody, and a bunch of exploded bananas all over the walls and a broken window.
"And we have our first victim- um, err… volunteer!" Declared Zaku, Grabbing Kin and putting her on a chair.
"What are you two doing?" asked Kin.
"You don't have to know, we just want to show you something," Replied Zaku, holding a banana.
"Go," Said Dosu, and Zaku threw the banana into the air, while he used his air vents to fly it to Kin, and instead of allowing her to catch it, Dosu used his melody to use the power of sound to make it blow up in her face.
Orochimaru continued walking, forgetting all about the others. He remembered about them when he saw a one-man band getting hit by a truck. Orochimaru then had one of the most hilarious daydreams, where Kin was chasing Dosu and Zaku threatening to rip off their ears. He shook this off as nothing, saying to himself as it was impossible…little did Orochimaru know….
"Get back here!" Screamed Kin, back at the house. "Get back here or I will rip off your ears!" Kin yelled at Dosu and Zaku.
" Hurry up, Zaku, oh, never mind this," Said Dosu, who then Picked up Zaku and put him on his back. This wasn't too bad for Dosu, for that day, Zaku had loaded his fluff with helium balloons.
"Dosu, you're soft…" Said Zaku.
"I rescue you, and now you say I'm soft?" Said Dosu, rather annoyed.
"No. You're fluffy…"
"Is fluffy the new soft?"
"No, I could fall asleep…"
"Now I put you to sleep!"
"Your fluffiness, yes…"
"Now you're calling me soft again!"
"No, you have fluff on your back…"
"Oh,"
This went on for a very long time; And Dosu almost dumped Zaku off, but then realized what he meant. 'Oh well,' thought Dosu and dumped him anyway.
"Wait, Dosu! I thought we had something special!" Screamed Zaku on the ground, getting tackled by Kin. Dosu went bug-eyed and ran faster, but from Zaku not Kin.
