A/N: Yes, my story got deleted. I don't know why, so this time I made it PG-
13 to be safe. Sorry if you reviewed and I never saw it. Please, if this
happened, review again!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. Geez. I don't even know why people have to WRITE this. OF COURSE I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho!
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Keiko: (Walks into the local coffee shop. Goes up to the counter) Good morning, sir. I'd like one decaf coffee please.
Coffee Guy: Coming right up, ma'am. (Runs to the back of the store.) Muhahaha...I will not give this girl decaf. I will give her...CAFFEINATED COFFEE! (Horror music plays.) ...Who's playing a Halloween CD at Christmas? O_O (Brews coffee and goes up to Keiko.) Here's your *decaf*, ma'am.
Keiko: Thank you, sir.
Evil Coffee Guy: (Snickers.)
Keiko: ...Is something...funny?
Evil Coffee Guy: Yeah.
Keiko: ...Oh. Well, okay. (Sits down at a table. Drinks the cup of coffee.) Mmm...that was good. MUHAHAHAHA!
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Yusuke: (In a tuxedo.) I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
Botan: Oh, Yusuke, stop that. You look adorable! ^^
Hiei: (Mockingly.) Yes, Yusuke. You look adorable.
Yusuke: (Smirks.) And don't you look cute with your little suit and tie, Hiei?
Kuwabara: Yeah. Hehe, shorty.
(One knockout later, they reach the Cotillian mansion.)
Kurama: What a classy estate.
Yusuke: Whatever. Let's just get this over with.
Kuwabara: Dude, why isn't Keiko here?
Yusuke: 'Cause she's EXTREMELY lucky?
Botan: Not at all. This sounds fun!
Kurama: I agree, Botan. After all, we will be ballroom dancing.
Hiei/Kuwabara/Yusuke: O_O ...
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Crystal: (Off in a corner in the refreshments room.) Ebil...ebil, I say...ebil mother...making me do this retarded ball...I shall kill...O-O
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Botan: When is the opening ceremony? WHEN, WHEN, WHEN?
Kurama: (Checking his VERY classy, expensive watch.) In about...3 minutes.
Botan: YAY! xD
Hiei/Kuwabara/Yusuke: (Glare.)
Botan: What?!?
Kuwabara: I don't wanna be dressed up like some prissy girl!
Hiei: Why not? You act the part.
Kuwabara: SHUT UP!
Voice over the loudspeaker: Hi everyone! The grand cotillion ball will begin momentarily!
Yusuke: (Sarcastically.) What fun.
(Panels from the walls pop out, and hundreds of machine guns are revealed.)
Yusuke: WHAT THE HECK?!?!
Voice over the loudspeaker: MUHAHAHAHA! ENJOY THE BALL!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. Geez. I don't even know why people have to WRITE this. OF COURSE I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho!
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Keiko: (Walks into the local coffee shop. Goes up to the counter) Good morning, sir. I'd like one decaf coffee please.
Coffee Guy: Coming right up, ma'am. (Runs to the back of the store.) Muhahaha...I will not give this girl decaf. I will give her...CAFFEINATED COFFEE! (Horror music plays.) ...Who's playing a Halloween CD at Christmas? O_O (Brews coffee and goes up to Keiko.) Here's your *decaf*, ma'am.
Keiko: Thank you, sir.
Evil Coffee Guy: (Snickers.)
Keiko: ...Is something...funny?
Evil Coffee Guy: Yeah.
Keiko: ...Oh. Well, okay. (Sits down at a table. Drinks the cup of coffee.) Mmm...that was good. MUHAHAHAHA!
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Yusuke: (In a tuxedo.) I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
Botan: Oh, Yusuke, stop that. You look adorable! ^^
Hiei: (Mockingly.) Yes, Yusuke. You look adorable.
Yusuke: (Smirks.) And don't you look cute with your little suit and tie, Hiei?
Kuwabara: Yeah. Hehe, shorty.
(One knockout later, they reach the Cotillian mansion.)
Kurama: What a classy estate.
Yusuke: Whatever. Let's just get this over with.
Kuwabara: Dude, why isn't Keiko here?
Yusuke: 'Cause she's EXTREMELY lucky?
Botan: Not at all. This sounds fun!
Kurama: I agree, Botan. After all, we will be ballroom dancing.
Hiei/Kuwabara/Yusuke: O_O ...
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Crystal: (Off in a corner in the refreshments room.) Ebil...ebil, I say...ebil mother...making me do this retarded ball...I shall kill...O-O
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Botan: When is the opening ceremony? WHEN, WHEN, WHEN?
Kurama: (Checking his VERY classy, expensive watch.) In about...3 minutes.
Botan: YAY! xD
Hiei/Kuwabara/Yusuke: (Glare.)
Botan: What?!?
Kuwabara: I don't wanna be dressed up like some prissy girl!
Hiei: Why not? You act the part.
Kuwabara: SHUT UP!
Voice over the loudspeaker: Hi everyone! The grand cotillion ball will begin momentarily!
Yusuke: (Sarcastically.) What fun.
(Panels from the walls pop out, and hundreds of machine guns are revealed.)
Yusuke: WHAT THE HECK?!?!
Voice over the loudspeaker: MUHAHAHAHA! ENJOY THE BALL!