(A;N) Well, you see, I was running a little short on rule ideas, and The Boy, the Girl, and the Biker is going slow… so, I will be working on this instead until further notice. This story will be entirely in my OC Alex Mason's POV, so it will be like Alex is always talking to you. On with the show!

Disclaimer: I don't know why I bother, because it's all about Alex… oh, I know why. Because Alvin and Simon will appear here and there, and as you know, I do not own them, they belong to Ross Bagdasarian.

Camera rolling

"Oorah! If your reading know that means that you are about to witness the most important piece of information in the entire… internet… (A;N) Alex, you cocky bastard… (A;N) Your questions, my answers… and without further ado, the questions at this time…

Question 1

"Okay, here it goes… *clears throat* 'Dear Alex,' why are they writing in letter form? I don't know, I actually think it's better that way. It's makes it feel like they're actually talking to me. 'Simple question, how does it feel to die?' Really guys? I'm dead in only two stories, and one I don't STAY dead! We're OCs, we live on… I don't recommend it for you guys though…"

Question 2

"Moving on… 'Hey Alex, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!'… thank you. It's a little late, but we're still getting her done… 'in a photo you posted on your face book, it showed you pie-facing Alvin with a birthday cake. Other than that little squabble, did you do anything else fun on your birthday?' Well, I can't tell you exactly what happened, but I can tell you it involved… eighty Coors Lights, three bottles of Charlie Walker Blue, the internet, a Samoan,… maybe a few females, a sandwich, packets of mayonnaise,… and pay per view cable. Combine all of that up and make what you want of it, but non of the less, I had a blast on my birthday."

Question 3

"Question number trice… 'Alex, why did you come up with the show?' I actually expected this question. I came up with the show for CamoHunter's readers to get to know him and us OCs better. You are allowed to ask any question you want, with no limitations on those questions, and I will honestly answer them."

Question 4

"Question number four… 'Hey Alex, I'm a major horror movie bum, and can't wait to see Insidious 2. What is your favorite horror movie, and why?' My favorite horror movie? See No Evil. Why? Because it's the only horror movie I know that has a WWE superstar in it. Even though, I think wrestling would be better if ECW was still part of WWE. I'm still however a major wrestling fan."

Question 5

"Closing it out… 'Hey Alex, I heard you're a huge wrestling fan.' How ironic, we were just talking about this… 'I was wondering if you had a chance to see The Great Khali. He is a monster of a man, and has a ton of potential. Do you consider him to be the greatest big man of all time?' No! *car crash* The greatest big man of all time… lives in my pants, and is named Richard Hammerbush! The Great Khali is big, enormous… mammoth, but pales in comparison to Dick Hammerbush, who lives in the confines of my shorts. Well, that's all I got. Take it easy…

(A;N) Well that's it for now. What do you think. I'm running a little short on rules and ideas for The Boy, the Girl, and the Biker, so I need your help. So, if you have any of the following: ideas for when Brittany is munknapped in The Boy, the Girl, and the Biker, rules for Matt's Seville Survival Guide, or questions for Alex's show, please leave in a PM or a review. Thank you, thanks for viewing, and please review. CamoHunter out!