" Are they - ? "

" Yup. "

" And you just - ? "

" Indeed I did. "

" Huh. "

Finn sat back, slightly awed and slightly terrified by Blaines eldest brother. The first thing that struck him as odd was that the two brothers looked nothing alike. The second was that they both had those hazel-ish eyes and handsome looks. Handsome looks that had drawn Kurt to that certain brothers bed and -

" Ugh. " The freakishly tall dopey looking boy shuddered, downing even more of his drink. Rubbing his sore eyes, he couldn't help but notice someone was looking at him. That certain someone was one Cooper Anderson. The same Cooper Anderson, may he add, that had barged in with him to see two extremely distracted family members in distress, paused for a moment then took out something from his pocket and threw it to them yelling BE SAFE! as some sort of farewell. But yes, Cooper was staring at him. Why? No idea, though knowing the brother it would probably be made clear soon. Nothing too shocking. Well - what else could be more shocking than seeing your brother on the bed wi - that's enough!

" So are you a homophobe? " Now that was shocking. Spluttering over the lip of his drink, Finn choked and flailed for a moment before turning to look honest-to-god shocked at Coopers words. But the man/overgrown-boy just slouched in his chair looking like a kid from a candy shop.

" What? No! Dude! Of course not! " Anxious to make sure that he wasn't being mistaken by something, Finn just stared and started mouthing like a goldfish. Slowly his shocked expression turned confused as Coopers smile slid into a smirk. " Why would you say that? "

" Well, " Chortled the man, and Finn could just imagine him in that-fancy-suit-that-does-has-a-name-beginning-with-A that Kurt was obsessed with, and a top hat on. Damn the British dramas. " You seem pretty shocked when we saw them - ah - floundering. " Even just the qoutation marks over the word made Finn curl in on himself with a strangled cry at the very clear innuendo. How the heck was he going to get round this?

" Well - I mean - dude, it's my brother! I-I - how do I explain this? " Finn glanced nervously over his shoulder as if Kurt were to walk in at any moment ( but with what they'd walked in on, it was clear to see he was preoccupied to say the least ) and leant in closer to the Anderson brother who mirrored his motions. " I don't want to see the bee's and the bee's at the adoption agency. " All said in a serious tone, he thanked the hell that Brittany existed to make such a perfect saying. Cooper leant back, possibly slightly in confusion to look Finn up and down. " Riiiiight. Whatever you say man. "

For the next five or so minutes, the two brothers slouched further into their chairs every time there was a muffled bump from the room upstairs. Of course, that was when Cooper decided to bring the subject up again. " What do you think about karma? "

" Karma? You mean that religious thing? " Cooper nodded, so Finn thought about it for a moment. " Well, nah, I kinda gave up on praying and stuff after the Grilled Cheesus thing. " Another look on confusion from Cooper. Also a look that possibly said tell me later, but before he could ask he began talking again. This time it was his turn to lean closer, the fire from the dulling bricked fireplace making his skin look oily. Finn mirrored him, resting on the armchair. Why were they whispering? It wasn't like they could hear them.

" How about, " Coop murmured, a thoughtful look on his face. Something about that look made Finn slightly uncomfortable. But, I mean he had no right. This was Blaines brother right? Sweet innocent Blaine? Surely it was genetic. " We give them a little bit of karma. "

" How would we do that? " Remarked the taller teen, frowning at the can in his hands. It was sweating slightly and he flicked off the droplets whilst waiting for an answer. Sweet innocent Blaine. Sweet innocent Blaine - genetic.

" Pretend to date. "

Yea, it was the second time that night that Finn spluttered on his drink. Clearing his throat, he turned to stare at Cooper with a wide-eyed stare. Apparently Cooper didn't notice and continued. " I mean - from what I hear from that crazy Rachel chick he sometimes invites over, man she doesn't shut up, you two are having some trouble? And it would be the perfect way to get both our brothers back. " Finn was on the point - on the point - of saying no, when yet another bump clattered over head. Followed by a moan. " Plus, it might get them to shut up for a bit. " Cooper stuck out his hand in a way of saying ' c'mon, it's fine'.

Bump.

" Oh for the love of - " Taking another long swig from the soon-to-be-empty can, he slapped palms with his soon-to-be-'boyfriend'. " Let's do this. "