I've decided to start something new, a series of short letters/journals from different characters of the Twilight Saga. Many of these will be just for fun, several 'what if' stories, and other drabbles. Review if you like :) Remember this is mainly for entertainment purposes, so of course I do not own any of Stephanie Meyer's work, solely the little plots, little oddities, and little randomness that will undoubtedly surface within the next several years.
What if Emmett decided to take things into his own hands when Edward refuses to go hunting with them one Saturday evening? Here's a letter I happened to find for such an occasion, enjoy!
Dear Edward,
When you read this I will probably be long gone. Just remember that this is for your own good, and even more importantly, for MY sanity…Oh, yeah, and Jasper's as well.
Now before you jump to any conclusions and go insane, Bella and Nessie are both completely safe. And by completely safe I mean, of course, 'GET OVER IT AND RELAX, EDWARD!' just so we're clear. We're heading out to the bordering woods of Canada, you know, the ones where nomads like to drift into? Oh, Nessie says hi by the way. You should see her, all dressed up in her cute little hiking boots and little pink dress. I bet you could spot her a mile away, especially since there's hardly any humans around here. Bella would be outraged, no doubt, but Jasper had the most brilliant plan! Don't worry, she'll find her way back home eventually. Damn, I know she's not a newborn anymore, but carrying her over there was hard! Though I bet it was probably harder for Seth to carry me back…anyway, if she's not home by the time you're reading this, you might want to head out towards North Dakota. We figured if she knew we were bringing Nessie along in a nomad-friendly area she might try to stop us. We couldn't have that now could we?
Anyway, considering you probably want to find your daughter first, you'll find the next letter in Richmond. And dude, I'd hurry if I were you, Nessie's going to be getting sleepy around now, and Jazz and I need to hunt. I think she'll be safe by herself for a while, don't you?
Love,
Emmett
P.S. Don't think we won't leave her hidden in some tree, Edward. The bears over here are huge!
I'm open to any ideas for future segments, so feel free to ask if you have anything in mind )
Review please :)