Oh The X Came Back: The Special Edition Insert OOOs & AHHHs
by gilmoregirl1979
Rating: PG
Hi! this is your friendly Disclaimer: I own nothing! (except a collection
of dragonfly purses that I would lend to the show, provided I could be in
the cast.) I just borrow from the POWERS THAT BE at THE WB, I play with the
puppets, and then I put them back neatly in their original boxes.
Summary: okay, trying to be different!!! Fun Fluffy poem. To analyze the
the comings and going of Stars Hollow! You are intrigued please proceed.
L/L (R/R) If you need a laugh, THIS is the cure for a bad day!!!! Just think of the cat came back melody and it will read fine. It is a little long, but remember people, 4 years of comings and goings!!!!!
A/N:After some much need sleep, and adding Dean and Jess to the mix, and encouraging words from some friends and reviews...I have decided I am very proud of this piece in all it's fluffy glory!!!! Every time I read it I bust up, this is the cure for a bad day!!!!
BETA: I had no beta to stop me from publishing this...BUT A SPECIAL Thanks to Kris Wright, who believed in this concept!! Thanks for looking it over and your encouragment!!!
Shout outs:
Shouhei for being the first reviewer, I'm glad you enjoyed and I hope you got my email with the sites....PS you're the reason I published the SPECIAL EDITION
To I'm not strange you are, thanks for the review I do love to leave my audience with that "Oh?" feeling, glad you liked it!!!
To LuvzAFunEthing , who i'm not sure if you read this yet... we;'ll have to work on that....
R/R: tell me how Stupid this is, or how Brilliant it is!!! you know you wanna!!!!!
OH The X Came Back
OH Chris came back
He couldn't stay away
He was sitting on a motorcycle
the very next day
Oh Chris came back
He didn't want to roam
Lorelai turned him down
Now he's gone...
OH Rachel came back
She couldn't stay away
She missed Luke so
She took a plane that day
To her surprise
Another woman he loved
Don't wait to tell her
You big, Lug!!
OH Dean came back
He couldn't stay away
Rory said she loved him
It was all she had to say
Oh Dean came back
Kiss with all you got
You're tall and handsome
I love you, you idiot!
OH Max came back
He couldn't stay away
He was dating Lorelai
The very next day
Oh Max came back
Awkwardly proposed
They got engaged
Then she bolts....
OH Chris came back
He couldn't stay away
To present Rory to society
On her "Coming Out" day
Oh Chris came back
But, he had to go
Got a 9-5 Job
And Sherry at home.
OH Jess came back
To stay with Luke today
Caused lots of problems
For Townies anyway
He's so James Dean
He's so aloof
No one really likes him
But Rory thinks he's cute
OH Chris came back
He couldn't stay away
Its not right with Sherry
He had to say
The timing was right
For both of them
But, Sherry is pregnant
and he's gone again!!!
OH Jess came back
He couldn't stay away
He was kissing Rory
On Sookie's wedding day
Oh Jess came back
Is Dean gonna know?
The very next day
Rory's in Washington
OH Nicole came back
To Luke's today
Had to sign some papers
To make Doose's day
Luke asked her out
Would it be a sin?
What does it matter?
Lorelai will never see him
OH, Max came back
He couldn't stay away
Saw Rory's speech
Paris' freak out day
Oh Max came back
Let me get my coat
He kissed Lorelai
Then HE bolts...
OH Max came back
He couldn't stay away
Academic Advisor
For the PTA
CA was great
"I got over us,
We can't start again,
or I'll spotaneously combust!"
Oh Luke came back
from a cruise today
I have some news
Not sure what to say
Nicole & I got married
We might divorce
Damn Stupid Lawyers
Think I want a Porche
OH Jason came back
He couldn't stay away
Remember summer camp
And how we use to play
In business with your Dad
Man, you're Fun
Let's get together
And not tell anyone
OH Nicole came back
She couldn't stay away
Hey Luke, we're married,
Let's try it anyway
If it don't work out
Not harm, no foul
We'll just divorce
Like we could have now
OH Jess came back
For his car this day
He avoids Rory Gilmore
But meets her anyway
His courage found
What do you have to say?!?
My loves abound
and Now I run away
Oh Lorelai came back
From Hartford today
She bailed Luke out
"Why? You don't have to say
Luke calm down
We need the facts
Pretty soon
That car will be fighting back"
Oh Luke came back
From jail today
He had bad a feeling
About Nicole this day
"HE's still up there
With my wife and socks
It's been over 4 hours
They should call a DAMN DOC!"
OH Jason came back,
He should've stayed away
Relationship exposed
In the very worst way
Mom and Dad
I know I should have told
Richard wants revenge
Up the river Jason's sold
OH Jason came back
He couldn't stay away
Sues HER Dad
Someone had to pay
Jason bad move
You think that's ok
Families stick together
It's over, I say.
OH the CAT came back
Why won't it go away
You're a spinster, Lorelai
He seemed to say
The cat came back
Oh great, he brought a friend
I'm a young, desirable woman
I'll prove it in the end!!
OH Luke moved back
They divorced anyway
Thanks to the Sockman
Back to serving Java everyday
Luke can see HER face
He loves her so
How to tell her
Hey a wedding,... we should go...
OH Dean Came Back
To rescue Rory today
Saved her from Diaper Boy
And they didn't have to pay
Not so strange
Rekindled Friends
What does Lindsay Know?
How will this story end?
OH We came back
From Liz's wedding day
Luke can Waltz
I have to Say
There was a moment
Was this a Date?
Why is this awkward?
Are we starting Too Late?
OH Jess came back
To Rory's dorm today
He read a love book
We just have to Runaway
In disbeleif, she turns him down
Jess storms off
and Rory heads back to town
OH Jason came back
He WOULDN'T go away
He's a Crazy Stalker Man
with a revisionist way
Why doesn't he get
Lorelai's moved on
Have to call a mob boss
To get him gone
OH Dean came back
He couldn't keep away
He still loves Rory
To this day
Dean you're married!
Are you thinking at all?
Cheating with Rory
Who will take the fall?
OH Luke came back
He never REALLY went away
I have a feeling
Forever he will stay
I think we're dating
Can this be true
To many brand new feelings
With a kiss, I love you!
OMG, I know, I know, Tell me what you think good, bad,
stupid, did I spilt your sides? tell me, let me know?
How much do you hate me for getting that song stuck in your head, I'm evil !!
Tell me which are your favs: Mine are the one about THE CAT, and the last one about Jason!!!! hehehe I shared your turn!!!!
R/R: PLEASE, I like to better myself. To quote The Princess Bride,
"...Remember this is for posterity, ... so be honest."
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