Spin off from Finnegan's Wake, I guess. I may edit this one several times. That is, if I feel like it.
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual characters would be really cool.
Fenrir's Wake
I can't take this any longer. Sara's gone.
One more hallway Fen. Then it's just you, Lil Fenrir, and your hand...
Shit! Travers... Why does he keep giggling like a fucking pussy whenever I make any sign of recognition?!
...The fuck?! My arse! I swear to all gods, I felt something!
OK... OK. Derek is gone. He Disapparated, it seems... Wow. And hello, it's Lil Fen again!
Ah my own room! Glorious... And what is this flimsy little piece of satin? Smells like Sara. Hmm... Why does she keep dousing herself in perfume? Ah nasty thing! Off my pillow you go!
No! This tube is nearly empty. Sara practically eats the stuff... Well I don't feel like asking Derek again, and he's got the wrong kind anyway... He should try front-to-front for a change... Well, I guess I'll have to make do with this much.
I don't like this belt anyway. And this looks damn stupid. I should probably take my shirt off too.
Woah. Sara's one lucky chick. I look gorgeous. Is it wrong that I feel even more tempted NOW?
Guess not! Sara reckons it's perfectly ethical.
I think I'll empty the tube. Sara won't even notice. Oooh... Cold... Smooooooooth.
Oh...
Oooh...
Oooooh!
The door! No! No, this can't be happening! I was so close!
FUCK! Busted.
TRAVERS! That drooling pussy!
My pants! Where are they?! He's got them. It's over Fen. Nothing to cover your shame with except your perfect, lily-white hands.
Oh man, that was a stupid line... "Hi."
God, he's peeking!
"Do I need a hand?" What kind of question is that? Yeah, fucker, I need a hand! I need an extra hand to scratch my balls with!
Sara can't find out about this! Derek's gonna tell her when she gets back. Quick, make a hand gesture!
Success! He's happy now... So happy, in fact, that he's winking at me... I feel so naked! I am so naked!
I'm so GAY! I can't believe I just flashed Derek Maxim Travers so he won't tell! I feel so –
He's gone; it's over! I need consolation anyway.
Oh...
Oooh...
Oooooh!
Dedicated to my fucking perfect boyfriend. Thanks for the inspiration dude.