Pure Insanity
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Summary: Who knows?
AN: Now I know why I'm failing geology.
John
Oh how John longed for some bon-bons
To feed to the deer like fawns
So they could bond
And for once not be conned
By the chief named Don
With a magnificent lawn
That's not a lawn, but a bomb
And John yells "Oh come on!"
So before the team could even yawn
They wished to be gone
Of the dreaded lawn bomb
That was now targeted on John
Who just wanted his mom
And away from Don the crazy taun-taun
That's when Don's friend Von
Came out and said, "Don you are just my pawn"
Then started to sing his song
That deactivated the lawn bomb
And set free John
So the team could be gone
On the way they met the lecturing taun-taun named Ron
Who warned them of a lawn bomb
And then made them yawn
When from the planet they were gone
Oh how John longed for some bon-bons
To feed to the deer like fawns
So they could bond
And for once not be conned.
AN2: Should I continue? Or should I just check into the nearest mental asylum? Let me know!