And now presenting Vader and Cat Remake Number Three, collaborated by Bkcbookworm and she-wolf vixen, original concept and overall cat character belonging to the one and only Lionchilde...
THE DEATH STORE!
Taking care of cats was a pain. Not only the fact that Vader had to feed Yoda and her litter, he had to stop in the middle of his planning and pick off strands of fur. Grumbling to himself, he would mutter that he might actually become one of the cats with all the hair he was collecting on his cape.
Eventually, there came a solution to the sith lord's problem. A local (and suspiciously convienent) pet store soon opened up and unknown to the dark lord, one of his men signed them up for a "free" catalouge from the store in exchange for the possibility of winning a free i-pod nano.
So it came to be that Vader was looking through the magazine in his room when his eye caught an ad. It read:
ARE YOUR CLOTHES FULL OF CAT HAIR?
Vader nodded to himself.
ARE YOU SICK OF THAT ORANGE FUR FROM SEVERAL KITTENS?
Vader nodded once more.
THEN COME TO PETCARE UNITED AND IF YOU BUY ONE CAT HAIR ROLLER, YOU GET THE SECOND FREE!
Placing the magazine down on the table, Vader summoned his pilot, "Set course for Petcare United...NOW!"
A rather old lady was in the shopping for some food for her pet in PetCare United when a huge man approached fully clothed in black armory followed by a ginger cat.
Striding up to her, Vader breathed, "Where...is...the..."
The lady shook in fear.
"...cat care area?"
A trembling hand pointed and Vader set off in that direction.
Vader had just picked up two cat hair rollers when he heard a familiar voice.
"Miss, could you mind telling me where the mouse care area is?"
Vader's voice caught in his throaght as Obi-wan Kenobi came around the corner.
The two men stared at each other before yelling, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
Obi-wan was first to answer, "I'm buying a chew toy for my pet mouse...but I don't get why you're here Anakin..."
Vader pointed an armored finger at the Jedi, "DO NOT use my former name scum!"
"Whatever" Obi shrugged, his hand placed cautiously on his lightsaber, "but what are you doing here?"
Vader coughed and hid the cat hair rollers behind his back.
Obi-wan raised an eyebrow but suddenly gasped, "Where's FIFI?
"Fufu?" Vader asked confused.
"No!" Obi cried, "FIFI! my mouse!"
Both men turned to see both pets curled up together.
"W-what?!?" Vader screamed, "YODA! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT THAT MOUSE, NOT BEFRIEND IT!"
Obi-wan raised an eyebrow again, "Yoda?"
"Arghhh!" Vader yelled, scooping up his cat and running out the door, "This isn't the end Jedi!"
Obi-wan blinked in confusion. Then he shrugged not noticing the elephant being carried away by the former old lady.