Santa's coming to Town
I don't know if I'll continue with another chapter to this story. The only reason I made it is because it was close to Christmas.
One day Inuyasha was walking through the forest minding his own damn business and he saw a sleigh fly above him carried by reindeers. He thought the reindeer had jewel shards in their legs so he jumped up on the sleigh. Ho Ho Ho, What are you doing on my sleigh little boy. I'm no little boy and what kinda demon are you anyway. HO HO HO, demon, I'm no demon I'm Santa Clause.
Who, you're a demon named Santa huh well I'm going to kill you Santa Clause demon. Wait just a god damn minute little boy your going on my naughty list. Hold on man I aint gay, and what is a naughty list. If your put on my naughty list you won't get any presents. What presents, give me your jewel shards now before I windscar your ass. Santa pushed him off the sleigh and Inuyasha fell to the ground.
Mark my words this isn't over Santa Clause Demon. Inuyasha ran back to his home and grabbed Kagome out of the bed and said" Kagome I need your assistance with some jewel shards". How do you figure the demon had jewel shards. He had flying reindeer and said he wanted to give everyone presents. No way you saw Santa Clause!! You know of this demon. He's no demon he's a man that flies around in my time era on Christmas and slides down little kids chimneys and gives presents.
Wait wait wait, so he flies with reindeer breaks in your house and leaves gifts sound like a demon to me. Well he's not he's a joyful man. They both heard something coming down the chimney. Ho Ho all shit not you again. Yes demon it is I inuyasha here to take your jewel shards. He's not a demon!! Wait a minute how did you get here anyway. I followed some girl with a nice ass down this way. Kagome blushed, that was me you followed. Oh my bad I didn't mean to offend you. No you didn't I'm quite flattered.
No you aren't you slut said Inuyasha. Look Ms. Clause isn't home and this is my last stop today you wanna come over and get a personal present. Sure let's go Santa. Wait just a god damn minute Kagome is my bitch. Ho ho ho I don't think so little boy. I'm not a little boy!!!!!!!! Let's go Kagome, and as they left Santa yelled out Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night cause I know I'm going to have one.
THE END