A Bloody Nightmare
Disclaimer: I do not own Psych or any of it's characters. I changed around Chief Vick leaving and the guys going to San Franciso everyone is still in Santa Barbara and Lassiter is still head detective and not chief.
Chapter 1- The confession
2014 the Santa Barbara police department 10:30am. Chief Vick called a meeting in her office with Lassister and O'Hara. "What do you have for me?" asked Chief Vick
"Victims names are Ellen and John Miller. They were married about a year ago. " said Juliet
"The slashes on Ellen's neck and the stab in John's chest indicate that they were sliced by an ancient dagger of some kind. John was a collector of ancient weapons we believe they may have come from his collection." said Carlton
"Any prints from the knife?" asked Vick
"No." said Lassiter "This heartless bastard knew exactly what he was doing."
"Anything else?" asked Vick
"Sorry, Chief but that was all." responded Carlton
"That will be all for now let me know when you secure a suspect." said Vick ending the conversation.
Suddenly a young woman bursts into the Chief's office followed by Shawn and Gus.
"Mr. Spencer… Mr. Guster, I don't believe you were called in for any cases so you and your friend will have to leave." said Chief trying to get them to leave.
" You sure, chief? O, and we don't know her." said Shawn firming the fact that this girl was unknown to them.
"Actually, Chief we're here to pick up our check from our last case." revealed Gus
The chief sighs and gets out her check book writing out the check and then hands it to them.
"Now, Miss what can I do for you?" asked the chief turning her attention to the girl.
"My name is Sarah Miller. I murdered John and Ellen Miller last night." said Sarah
"You what?" asked Vick shocked, "Miss this is a serious thing you are confessing to."
"I know but this is the first time I've ever murdered anyone so I thought it was best I turned myself in." said Sarah
"I'll get my detectives and you can give a formal statement." said Chief Vick
"That won't be necessary, Chief she didn't do it." said Shawn
"Yes I did." said Sarah
"No. You didn't."
"Yes I did."
"No you didn't ."
"Yes I did."
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."
"No you didn't."
" Yes I did."
"No you didn't times a infinity!"
"Yes I did times infinity plus 1."
"you can't do infinity plus 1."
"Yes, I can."
"No you can't."
"Yes I can."
"Stop it!" yelled Vick
" I can tell you exactly what happened. I snuck in through their bedroom window and put latex gloves. Then I went into my brother's sword collection. I took one out and then I went back into the bedroom and slit my sister in laws throat. I didn't notice that my brother was awake from the look on his face he was shocked that I would that. He demanded to know what I was doing and I told him that I couldn't stand it anymore. This was breaking up the family and now that she was gone we could be a family tried to get the sword away from me and as we fought over it I accidentally stabbed him in the chest." said Sarah confident in her story.
"That's good enough for me." said Vick "I'll have detective Lassiter get your formal confession." said Vick
"Wait, what happened after you stabbed your brother in the chest?" asked Shawn
"Shawn, I don't think that's relevant this is a clear cut confession." said Gus
"You can answer that if you like." said chief to Sarah
"Actually, I don't know that's when I woke up." said Sarah
"This was a dream you had?" asked Vick "Then I can't take your confession."
"Told you. You didn't it." said Shawn
"Who is this guy?" asked Sarah looking at the chief.
"I'm sorry I'm Shawn Spencer the department's psychic detective. This is my partner Hank Griffin." said Shawn
"Like from Grimm?" asked Sarah
"That is a quality show." said Shawn
"Agreed." said Sarah
"I think we can all agree on that but it has no bearing on whether or not this confession is valid." said Vick
Lassiter comes in and looks at group "What are you two idiots doing here?"
"It was annoy Lassie day on my calendar so I decided to come down here and annoy you." said Shawn
"I thought every day I see you is annoy Lassiter day." said Lassiter
" You are so silly." said Shawn mockingly squishing Lassiter's face.
"Let go of my face or you're losing an arm." said Lassiter giving Shawn a murderous look.
Shawn let's go of Lassiter's face.
"Chief, we just got a call from a witness who said they saw John Miller's sister leaving his house late last night." said Lassiter.
"Well, Miss Miller is seems this confession is valid." said Vick "Lassiter, I'd like you to meet John Miller's sister ,Sarah Mille,r she just confessed to the murder of her brother and sister in law if you would please take her statement and read her right. " said Chief Vick
Lassiter cuffs Sarah Miller and starts to read her rights. "Chief, I'm telling you the cosmos is telling me that she's innocent! The dream she had was just a dream." said Shawn
"Mr. Spencer she confessed to the entire thing and a witness saw her flee the scene so unless you have evidence someone else did this we have no choice we have to book her." said Vick
"Thank you, chief." said Shawn as they leave the office and the police department.
"Come on, Gus. We just got a case."
"No, we didn't, Shawn. There is no case here. She did it. She confessed and there was a is no thinking otherwise." said Gus
"Gus, don't be emma swan after she accidentally brought maid Marian back from the past and ruined any chance of the evil queen and robin hood being together... wait, isn't that curious that they decided to put robin hood and the evil queen together. I swear I never saw that coming... it's twisted and fun and he really doesn't need Marian so please don't be emma bringing Marian back into his life because i'd have to reconsider our friendship if you do"
"You'd reconsider our friendship over this?" asked Gus
" Of course not. I'm just trying to make my point clearer." said Shawn "Now, let's go find out more about Sarah Miller."