Author's Note: It has always been my dream to make the fanfiction. I believe it to be the noblest art in all of the world. One day, this fanfiction will be the king of them all. And then you'll see. You'll all see.
Chapter 1: An Unexpected Counter
When Buzz Lightyear woke up, that's when he knew that he was gonna have a bad day. Master Hand was looming over him, wiggling his tickly little fingers all over the sky area. As Buzz'ez eyes adjusted to the empty nothingness of the space universe surrounding him, he realized that his fellow child toy Woody would not be accompanying him on this endeavor. A quick status report was requested, but all of Buzz'ez communication systems were offline. Some unsavory stuff was likely going down.
"Gadzooks, Zerg must have sent this giant hand to eliminate me from being alive this time." said Buzz. Over the course of his lifetime Buzz had faced many a trial from Zerg. I didn't watch that animated series on Toon Disney very often, so I can't tell you too much about them. But what I can tell you is that Buzz was not ready for Master Hand's spooky lazer finger attack thing. When Master hand started shooting those light swords out of his tips, Buzz quickly went into evasive manuvers.
Using his Up-B (he uses his cool wing type thing to shoot straight up, kinda like Pit Up-B but cooler cuz he was a robot man), Buzz jumped backwards, narrowly not getting hit by Lazer Pointer (that's the name of that Master Hand attack with the lazers). When he did that, he remember that all of his hopes and dreams are now meaningless in this universe of the Final Destination because his friends weren't there and he was alone with his hand. That made Buzz a sad robot. So then Buzz used his down-B (wrist lazer) to shot at Master Hand dealing twenty 5 damage, so Master Hand only had one hundred twenty 5 damage left on his health bar. But Buzz could not see the HP bar because he was the character in the game so instead he thought he did no damage whatsoever.
"Listen here you naughty glove hellion", shouted Buzz. "If I can't defeat you, I'll never go home to see Woody. He is my plastic cowboy friend and without him I would never have learned the true meaning of friendship. So therefore, hence, I must vanquish you and send hope back to my home about how to beat the evil giant hands." Then Buzz jumped and hit Master Hand with nair dair combo and dealt 100 damage. It must have been a critical hit. But critical hits aren't in Smash Bros?! But they are in this one, because this is Smash Bros Alternate Universe and there are different mechanics also boxes can't explode.
Master Hand looks shaken up and frightened because normally he had never met a Buzz Lightuear that could beat him. But right then, a large green object fell onto Master Hand. As Master Hand perished into death, the sky turned sunny and happy. They weren't at Final Destination anymore, now they were at Battlefield in the daytime like the Smash 4 version of the stage. And on top of Battlefield is a giant rock. But when Buzz looked at the rock he noticed that its not a rock at all it's a giant green Ham. On top of it was a furry man atop a goat.
"Do you like Green Eggs and Slam, Master Hand?" Said Sam I Am, as he ripped of Master Hands ring finger as a trophy of his kill.
~End of Chapter 1~
Author's Note: Please don't be mad that I ended on a Cliffhanger, this is going places.