Just saw 'Man of Steel' which caused me to go into a huge superhero craze. I thought it was only appropriate that I pay them tribute...even if it is in the form of a collection of random thoughts. So..enjoy the madness and for the record, I understand amazingiest isn't a word.
Rejected Name for Super Man
Being on a different planet from your own, one you don't quite belong to, is a hard thing. Clark Kent could tell you that. It was difficult to act like them and to not expose yourself as being different from every other being on said planet. It's even more difficult when another alien threatens said beings on said planet if they don't give you up for whatever the heck he wanted him for.
Now, he got the suit. The one with the symbol on it. The symbol of hope. Problem is, no one on Earth, except him, knows what that symbol means. They would think it was simply an S. Hey...an S...S, like Salt. Maybe he should nickname himself Salt Man. Wait, genius.
S can also stand for Super. And since Clark Kent the amazingiest, sexiest, awesomest, and just the superest (heh, heh. See what he did there?) man there is, maybe he should call himself Super Man.
Nah, better stick with Salt Man. Way cooler.