Revenge of the Pizza/Cheese Zombie

By: Skullcrusher419

Looking up from his friend's dead, lifeless hand, Anthony howled in anger. Ian walked over to him, careful not to attract any unwanted attention. "S-should I call amberlamps?"

Slowly looking from his friend to Ian, he replied, "Only if Charlie agrees."

Shocked, Ian's eyes widened at the word, Charlie. It had been ages since they'd brought the guinea pig out for an episode of Ask Charlie. Two minutes later, Ian came back with a fat guinea pig in his hand, his gray fur were very long.

"Oy, what do you two want nowwwwww?" Charlie groaned, stumbling around Ian's hand. "Give me some boooooooooze..."

Ian shook Charlie roughly and shouted, "I'll only give it to you if you answer our question!"

Charlie glared at Ian, annoyed. "Go on, moron. Not like I have anything better else to do. What's this question of yours?"

Taking a deep breath, Anthony slowly asked, "Should we call a—"

"JUST ASK THE BLOODY QUESTION!" screamed Charlie.

Anthony took a deep breath and grabbed a knife from his fanny-pack. "SHOULD WE CALL THE AMBULANCE EVEN THOUGH WE MIGHT GET KILLED ALONG THE WAY KNOWING THAT THERE ARE ZOMBIES—"

Charlie looked at Anthony seriously. "WOAH, hold on, Anthony! Are you saying that there are…?"

Ian threw Charlie on the floor, "ZOMBIES? Of course! It's 2031! Your stupid firetrucken' experiment caused this to happen and now… Peter Peter is a zombie now!"

Anthony stopped and pulled out the death note, saying, "But I thought we already killed him."

"SHUT UP!" Ian screamed in a high-pitch voice and shrilled, "OMG! I thought puberty already happened! You know, in the Justin Bieber Hits Puberty episode."

Abruptly, the doorbell rang and a man's voice called frantically, "Hello? Is anyone home?"

Charlie spoke up; he was by the booze in the cabinet. "No one's here! Now go away!"

"No seriously, can I come in? Someone ordered a pizza!" the voice said.

Glaring at Ian, Anthony said, "You ordered the pizza, didn't you?"

Ian stood up to answer the boarded up door, "I was hungry." He let the man in and paid him twenty Rapture dollars. "Now go." The man asked if he could stay until the zombie outbreak would end.

Dumb as a dog, Ian replied yes while Charlie got to the pizza, gobbling up every precious slice. Suddenly realizing what was happening; the pizza man dashed over to the pizza and bit Charlie. Wailing in pain, Charlie screamed, "Save meeeeeeeeeeeeee…."

Anthony shrieked, "CHARLIE!"

The pizza guy slowly looked up; his face was filled with cheese. "I am a cheese zombie….. You are my…friend?"

Ian and Anthony hugged, holding themselves tightly, not letting go. "I'm sorry it has to end like this, Ian." Anthony cried.

"It's fine, Anthony… I just want to let you know," Ian choked up like a little baby. "You were my worst friend ever…"

Sniffing, Anthony said, "You were a terrible friend too… I'll miss you…" Then suddenly, he looked at Ian in the eye. "Wait! We don't have to die like this!"

Ian stopped sniffing. "W–we don't?"

He took out two pills, "Duh! We can take the potter pill!" After handing one to Ian, he said, "Here goes nothing!"

Then, at the same time, they took the pill, it wasn't long until they started choking and died. Seconds later, the pizza guy and Charlie started ROTFLing, "You guys actually fell for it? You guys are bloody stoopid!"

The pizza guy poked Ian and Anthony's dead body. Then, he found a pill in a bag labeled: WARNING! DO NOT EAT! Stupidly, he stuffed one in Charlie's mouth and his own.

They all died.

THE END