Rosa stood, an umbrella over her head. Pelts of rain hit its surface as she waited for the bus.

"Gengar..."

She turned her head. A Gengar stood beside her, its red eyes glowing in the dark.

"You look really familiar," she said.

"Gengar."

"Would you happen to be Shauntal's Gengar?"

"Gengar."

"How is she?"

"Gengar."

"Still writing?"

"Gengar."

She nodded and looked back. The bus hadn't arrived yet.

"Fanfiction?" she said.

"Gengar."

"Lemons?"

"Gengar."

"Of past challengers?"

"Gengar."

"Named Rosa?"

Its eyes flash for a second. They stared at each other in silence.

She kicked some mud in its face and ran the other way. It lashed out its tongue and wrapped it around her ankle. She kicked and screamed as it pulled her back, laughing the entire time. It slithered its tongue inside, working its way up until it reached something soft. It grinned.

"No! Stop! WAIT!"

A shriek echoed throughout the stop that night.


"Gengar. Gengar, Gengar. Gengar, Gengar, Gengar."

"And then?"

He put its hands together and moved them apart with pwssh. "Gengaaar!"

She let out a soft moan, a dark stain forming over her pants. She pulled her hand out and wrote something down in her notebook. "This may be my best work yet." She smiled. "And Rosa?"

He pointed to a half-naked girl in the back.

"Is she awake?"

"Gen-gar."

"Just how long did you do her for?"

He thought for a bit then shrugged.

"Poor girl. Must have been her first time too."

She slung her shirt over her head.

"Gengar?"

"No, you can not have seconds."