"Simone, you gotta help me think of another idea to steal Miguel away from Charity" Kay whined once again. Simone and Kay were hiding next to the staircase spying on Miguel and Charity. Kay peeked over and saw Charity sitting in Miguel's lap, they were looking into each other's eyes like sick puppies again. Then all of a sudden Charity's innocent smile turned into a frown as she stated to Miguel that she had yet ANOTHER freckin' premonition. Miguel then threw her off his lap and said, "Charity, what the hell is wrong with you?, you have all these damn premonitions all the time and it's annoying me like f*ck!!"
"But, Miguel, I don't know why I have these premonitions, but I'm not crazy, I'M PSYCHO!!!", Charity said as she had an evil crazy look in her eye.
"Yep, your right Charity, your INSANE, you need to go into the looney bin. Hell I should too right about now for staying with you so damn long! you haven't even gone to 2nd base with me yet! Don't you understand my needs too? I need to get f*cking laid already dammit!!" Miguel screamed at her.
"MIguel, I didn't know that I made you feel that way, I'm sorry Miguel, I'm so sorry!" ,Charity screeched.
"You are such a jinx Charity!, what are you doing? You keep having these damn premonitions and you tryed to kill me like how many times?!, screw this sh*t...I'M MOVING ON!" Miguel lastly said before he stormed out the door.
Charity was left on the stairs all by herself crying and sobbing more than usual. Kay and Simone heard the whole thing and Kay's grin spread from ear to ear. "Just think Simone, now Miguel is all mine!, no more stupid Charity in my way!" Simone gave her dissaproving look and waved her finger at Kay.
"Kay, look at your cousin!, she's so hurt. You have to go over there with me to comfort her. And come on Kay, she's your own cousin! you can't take the man she loves away from her", Simone lectured Kay.
"The hell I can't!, and you shouldn't even be talking Simone Russell!, your trying to take Chad away from your own SISTER! He's doesn't even love you anyway, REJECT! he loves Whitney.", Kay snapped back.
Simone was left with a confused look on her face while Kay went out the
door to go see Miguel. Simone, being a good friend to Charity, went over to the staircase to comfort her. "Charity, I'm so sorry what just happened between you and Miguel. I know he still loves you and you two will make up, he was just upset I guess." Simone said reassuring her.
Kay knocked on Miguel's door but there was no answer. She knew where the house key was hidden in the front yard so she let herself in. She looked in the living room, no Miguel in sight. She looked down the hallway, no Miguel in sight. She looked in the kitchen, then his room, no Miguel in sight. Then she heard some loud music coming from Theresa's room, so she looked in there. Kay was shocked when she saw Miguel dressed up in full drag singing "moving on" by Mya. He quickly dropped the microphone and ripped off the dress.
"Oh hi Kay. Um....what are you doing here?!" Miguel nervously blurted out.
"Uh....I just wanted to..um, well. Okay, Miguel, I have to tell you something very important." Kay managed to say in one breath.
"Of course, Kay. Sit down" MIguel pointed to Theresa's bed and quickly kicked the dress and heels under the bed.
"Miguel, oh Miguel, I've waited so long to tell you this. But now is a better time then ever ,since your not with Charity any more. I love you Miguel. I always loved you." Kay spoke softly as tears ran down her cheeks,realizing that her secret was out.
"Oh Kay, I know you love me, I love you too. You're a great friend." Miguel said as he smiled and put his arm around her.
"No you f*cking idiot!!!, I mean, no....I love you more than a friend. I want to be your girlfriend Miguel, I can give you so much more than she did." Kay despretely said as she looked yearningly into his eyes.
"You mean....I can finally get laid?.....yeeeeeaaa!!" Miguel said as he jumped up and down like a fool.
"Yes Miguel, I can give that to you, I can give you that and a lot more." Kay said as she took off her jacket.
Meanwhile, back at the Bennett house, Charity and Simone were on the living room couch talking. Charity was still crying like a pathetic baby and Simone was being all friendly and telling her that Miguel is no good for her anyway. Then all of a sudden they both heard loud sirens outside. A squad of 20 busted down the door and grabbed Simone from the couch. "This is the Fashion police, and you've been busted, big time pal. It's our duty to stop Harmony citizens from wearing outrageous, out of style clothing. You have violated code 1573, wearing bright oranges with greens and such. Every word you say may and will be used againist you in the court of law. You have the rights to have an attorney present, if you can not afford one, one will be appointed to you." the fashion officer stated.
Simone screamed as they dragged her out the door. Charity, being a dumb blonde said, "Wow!, are we on cops?" Grace and Sam rushed down the stairs hearing all the comotion after screwing in their bedroom and asked Charity what happened. "The cops came and took Simone!, not the Harmony PD though, it was the something police.....oh yeah the fashion police!" Charity explained, the best she could.
"Ha ha, I knew that girl was wearing too much crappy clothes", Sam and Grace both said as they snickered hysterically.
At the Lopez-Fitzgerald's house, Miguel and Kay just finished their "bussiness" in Theresa's room. "Wow, Kay, that was awesome!, Charity would of never done all that!" Miguel said in amazement.
"Why, thank you Miguel!, I know I'm better than that blonde trailer park trash of a hoe Charity." Kay answered, then they both started making out again and fell on the floor. Then they heard a knock at the front door. They quickly got up and rushed to the door. It was the ever so suspicious Tabitha from next door who always seemed to appear with her stupid doll she named Timmy. Miguel answered the door and Tabitha asked if she could come in. Miguel directed her to the couch and he and Kay asked her why she came to visit. She said that she heard all the commotion at the Bennett house with the sirens and everything and when she went to ask someone there what happened no one was there. So she decided to come to the Lopez-Fitzgerald house. Kay rolled her eyes at Tabitha thinking " Damn that old woman....I could be screwing Miguel, again".
Then Kay and Miguel went into the kitchen to go get lemonade for Tabitha. Timmy, of course, magically came alive and started walking and talking. But of course, Kay and Miguel didn't hear Tabitha talking to anyone in the next room when it's so obvious. When they came back with a pitcher of lemonade the phone rang. It was Pilar, she was telling Miguel she'd be home late from the Crane mansion and to tell Luis and Theresa that. Tabitha stood up to pour more lemonade in her glass and being such a old clumsy ass she fell on the floor. Kay and Miguel rushed over to her to help her up and Tim tim came alive. Kay and Miguel saw the doll walking and talking and they were in awe. "But...but...but this can't be! he's a doll and he's walking and talking!....AHHHH it's Chucky!!", Kay screamed in horror as she picked up a mallet and whacked it several times on the head.
"Woah Kay, what is that thing?, OhMyGosh it is chucky!! Come on ya'll let's run!" Miguel screamed in a high pitched tone,then ran his sissy ass out the door. "Tim Tim" was unconscious from the mallet and Tabitha was still on the floor. After Timmy came to, Tabitha scowled him for coming alive. Then to punish him, she took fluffy out of her "magic" bag and threw it on him. He screamed and cried while fluffy scratched his little doll eyes out. He died as a doll and got recyled at the plastic center. Simone, was never let out on bail and stayed locked up forever. Charity really did go insane and jumped off a cliff and died. Tabitha was left all alone without a friend in the world and decided to hook up with that Santa Claus she had her paws all over. Kay and Miguel still were in love and Kay got pregnant with his child. Grace and Sam are somewhere as we speak, screwing....welp, this is the end of my story. HOPE U LIKED IT!!!!!
-Melissa