Hey guys I'm back with another KH fic. It's not as long as some of my other stories.
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story, not even the story itself. One of my friends made it with a bud of his and he just asked me to put it up. So enjoy.
Riku's discovery of Monster
It all started with the mysterious arrival of a large, unmarked crate, on the western shore of Destiny Islands. Riku, a sixteen year old native, happened to be the first to stumble upon the crate.
"I wonder where this came from," thought Riku, "More importantly what's inside?"
Riku held out his right hand and instantly appeared a keyblade. Thrusting the blade into the two joining edges, he wiggled it open with a thud. Riku examined the contents and found hundreds of black cans with a green "M" on the side. Curious as to what he discovered, he took one out, opened the top, and drank the entire can bone dry.
"What the hell…." Riku thought after finishing the first can and reaching for the next three. He was addicted to the Monster energy drinks.
A few hours later, the crate was empty and Riku was so hyped up on caffeine, that he was practically stoned. Sora, being the nosey do-gooder that he is, tried to confront Riku after spying on him for the last hour of Riku's drinking binge.
"Hey buddy I just thought…" but he was cut off whenever Riku's keyblade cut him in half at the waist. Kairi not one to leave either one alone, ran out of her hiding place screaming bloody murder. Riku just looked at her and could not control himself.
The next day Riku woke up in a tree, with a caffeine hangover. After taking a couple of Aspirin and a few Excedrin, he was ready to hang out with his friends and explore the island further. As he was exploring the island, he came across Kairi in the fetal position repeating "I feel so violated." Over and over, rocking back and forth in her torn clothing. As he approached her, she backed away screaming "Pervert." Finally taking the hint he left her to her vices. He turned around to see half of Sora going around yelling "AS SOON AS I FIND MY LEGS I'M KICKING YOUR ASS RIKU!" never noticing that his legs were where he would never reach. They were in a tree, up towards the top
There you have it. I had no control over what he wrote and I think he was high on Monster when he had the idea but I will never know x3 Anyways I hope you enjoyed.