Title: Business Love.

Summary: "All I wanted were directions to the fucking theater! Not to work for a bastard like you!" AU SasuNaru, NejiGaa, KakaIru.

Main Paring: SasukexNaruto, NejixGaara, KakashixIruka.

Chapter 1: The Theater.
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A gentle knock was heard throughout the whole office.

A small grunt was the only thing that acknowledged it. The person on the other side silently opened the door, a pink haired female entered.

"Uchiha-san, your last secretary has q-quit. And uh..."

"Hire a new one."

The female blinked. "Nani?" Looking confusedly at her employer.

Black eyes stared at her blankly, "I said, Hire a new one. Did I stutter Haruno?"

The girl shook her head wildly. "No sir!"

"Then why isn't there a new secretary right now?"

"B-but Uchiha-san! We couldn't find a single secretary you would approve of!"

That was it. Having enough the youngest Uchiha banged his fist of the hard surface of the desk. The receptionist winced hearing the faint cracking of wood.

"I told you to hire a new goddamn secretary and I will fucking get a new secretary or so help me I-"

"Maa, Sasuke, don't be so loud! My head hurts!" a voice complained. A silver haired make entered holding a bright orange book.

Sasuke frowned. "The secretary quit." he deadpanned. The older male nodded in understanding.

"Ah, I see, so get a new one then." at the boys blank look the silver haired male continued. "It's no problem since you don't even remember her name, meh Sasuke-kun?"

The Uchiha thought for a while. "Hn." the silver haired male smiled. "See? Now how 'bout I pick the next one, meh?"

The raven nodded in approval. "Hn." facing the pink receptionist the sent her a infamous Uchiha Death Glare.

The girl saw it as a cue to leave.

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Hyuuga Neji entered the meeting room silently. Nodding to his cousin, Uchiha Sasuke, he made his way to his cousins side of the table. Uchiha Itachi nodded slightly to both exotic boys. "Well, It has come to notice that both your Secretaries quit or were fired." he pointed out.

"She was annoying!" Neji protested.

Itachi raised a delicate brow. "Oh? Does that make a excuse to fire her?" The Hyuuga kept silent. The oldest Uchiha sighed. "Well, Hatake-san was kind enough to do a little scouting and was able to find two perfect and 'willing' idiots- I mean employees to agree to the company terms."

"Meaning?" Itachi mentally sighed. "It means dear otouto, that we will be hiring new secretaries for you both."

"Hn."

Itachi faced his cousin. "Neji?"

Neji sighed. "Hai, Uchiha-san."

Itachi nodded. "Good. Now you may leave now. Foolish otouto and foolish cousin." Neji frowned at his old nickname, but left with the youngest Uchiha.

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"Why did you fire your last secretary?" The Uchiha questioned.

"She kept on clinging to me and eyeing me like a fucking bitch in heat." the pale-eyed male huffed. "Even after I told her I was gay!"

"But you aren't." his cousin pointed out. "Your Bi." he teased. Neji growled. "It's fucking the same!"

"No it isn't."

"Fuck you, Uchiha."

Sasuke smirked. "Nah. Your not my type."

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"Naruto Uzamaki! Get your butt here this instant!" a red-head male screeched.

"Eeek!" a blond haired male squeaked. "Nii-san! Gome ne! Gaara! Help mee!" the blond wailed.

The red-head, known as Gaara just shrugged. "Your on your own."

"Ahhh!" he hollered as the older red- head tackled him to the ground.

"Got ya!" he yelled in victory.

"Kyuubi-nii! Get of! Your heavy!" the bottom male whined.

"Ha!" Kyuubi yelled. "That 's what ya get for messing with the most awesome brother ever!" he grinned.

Gaara sighed. "Kyuubi, Naruto and I have to go now." the glanced at his wrist watch affirming that it's, quarter past one-thirty.

Naruto gave the shorter red-head a appreciative glance and pushed the older male of.

"Yeah, Nii-san! Me and Gaara gotta ta run! Were meeting Iruka-sensei! Were going to the movies! Then to Ramen! Yatta!" he cheered.

Kyuubi nodded. "Hai, hai. Better run along now! We wouldn't want Iruka-san to wait do we?" he teased.

Gaara nodded as he dragged his blond friend out.

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"Gaara?" Naruto glanced at the red-head, while they both walked the streets of Konoha.

"Hn?"

Naruto fiddled with his orange jacket. "Etto... I don't know uh.. were the theater is.."

Gaara halted in mid-step. "What?"

Naruto shrunk from the hard glare aimed at him. "Gome nasai! I wasn't Uh.. Paying attention?"

Gaara sighed. There was no use in getting angry at the blond idiot.

"Fine, you try finding the theater while I call Iruka-san. Okay?"

The blond brightened. "Hai!" Looking around for any signs if a theater.

The red-head sighed before pulling out his phone.

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"Maa, what a drag," a silver haired male complained.

"Etto. Mister? Can I ask you a question, nee?" a timid voice said.

The male face the younger boy and smirked. Cutie.

"Hai."

The blond grinned. "Uh. I'm looking for the theater! Can you help me?"

The older male glanced at the younger boy and nodded in approval. He will do.
Seeing the boy needed an answer he smiled.

"Sure, follow me."

"Arigatou! Oh! My name's Naruto Uzumaki!"

"Hatake Kakashi."

"Okay!" Naruto grinned.

While both Naruto and Kakashi walked through the streets, Kakashi asked;

"Naruto, how old are you?"

"I'm 21! Just graduated college!" Naruto boasted.

Perfect.

"Are you looking for any kinds of job?" Kakashi asked. Naruto thought for a moment.

"Hai! Iruka-sensei told my that I should start looking for a job."

Bingo.

"Naruto," Kakashi started. "If you would like I have a position in store for you."

Naruto beamed. "Really? Sugoi! Ano.. But I have a friend also looking for a job and I.."

"No problem. Naruto-kun! I need to hire two secretaries! Not only one, your friend can go to!" Pause. "What is your field?"

"Business."

"Okay! There's my card!" he handed the blond his card. "The interview will be tomorrow at Uchiha Corp. 'Kay? See ya there! Ja ne!" he waved leaving a stunned blond.

After a while Naruto realized he was infront of the theater. He scanned the area and saw Gaara and Iruka who was waving at him and rushed over.

Glancing back at the card his grinned. He's got a job! Dattebayou!

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A\N: Hey Minna! My new story Business Love is up!Oh, sorry for changing my name. Looks like its the end of chapter 1! I kinda like this one so I might update frequently, MIGHT, okay?

REVIEW Minna! Ja ne!

LianxLoki\sweetsandreavenge is signing off. Ja!