The End of Summer Vacation
Enter The School
Sasuke
Uchiha woke dazedly from his bed and looked around the room. He sat
there trying to recall what he had just dreamt about last night "Hmm"
he thought "I vaguely remember being a ninja and throwing
shurikens at Ellen Degeneres's head". Quietly he said "she
was in a refrigerator-OH KAY SHUT UP NOW". A little disturbed he
rose from his bed and went to get dressed. Looking at his drawer he
looked at some shirts. "I think I'll wear tight jeans with a
studded belt." He thought hard "now for the shirt..."
he carefully picked out a shirt that said "Let's get something
straight, I'm not", he snorted and put the shirt on. He put red
streaks in his hair and wore black combat boots with a broken heart
at the heel.
Enter The School
Running down
the stairs he went to the fridge and munched on some teriyaki jerky.
He knew this wasn't the best thing to eat for breakfast but, he
thought to himself "At least Sanjin will still think his pig ran
away.." and kept on munching on the meat with guilty disgust. He
walked down the stairs and out of the door and almost forgot his book
bag and grabbed it and closed the door behind him. His older brother
Itachi ran up behind the door and screamt "YOU IDIOT, YOU FORGOT
TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION." but, he was already two blocks
away.
Enter The School REALLY - 3;
In
front of the school he read " ɂ‚«‚É...
いさつ". "Yeah"
he thought I still can't read Japanese and I've been living in Japan
for fourteen years "hahahaha". He grabbed his Corona and
chugged it down his throat and opened the doors to the hallways. Once
in the hallways he went to the sheet on the wall to see his new
homeroom it said "Uchiha- room 1,412, 3499", "WHAT THE
" he thought. He stared at it again "Uchiha- room 17",
he murmured "much better" and walked down the hallway and
turned down the hall. Finally he hesitantly met a group of freshmen
just like himself. He had fifteen minutes to class and no interest
with acquainting with any of them, so he went to the bathroom to
check on his eye shadow. There in the room it was empty- (for so he
thought) and stood in front of the mirror. Then some boy with fiery
red hair came out of a stall and stood next to him checking his
makeup as well. He was so consumed with his cosmetics he finally
tilted his head to glance at the boy. He was in total awe the boy was
stunning, he had the reddest hair any person could imagine, he had
extremely, I mean EXTREMELY thick eyeliner around a blend of blue and
green eyes. He also had two peculialarities- 1.) he seemed to have
shaved his eyebrows off, 2.) he had a tattoo of a Japanese symbol on
his left temple. Sasuke opened his mouth and coolly said "What's
your name?" the boy did not reply. Sasuke trying again said "I
love your eyeliner how'd you do it?" again the boy did not
answer, he tried again and said "Is your hair that color
naturally?" he ignored him, and Sasuke was starting to think he
was a mute. He went quiet for a moment and finally decided to ask him
one last question then leave him alone. He said "What does that
symbol on your head represent?" looking at his head the boy did
not answer again and Sasuke slowly headed out the door. Then he heard
"It means love" then followed by that was a loud thud.
Sasuke turned around and realized they boy was out cold lying on the
ground "OH SHIT" he thought "WHAT SHOULD I DO?! OH MY
GOD-DAMMIT". So he quickly picked out a roll of toilet paper and
started to wrap it around his lanky body. Then he picked up the boy
and placed him in the trash can, and put the lid back on. He
nervously pushed the can into the third stall and locked it and
crawled out under the door. "There" he thought "He'll
be oh sunny and fine in here."
Room No. 17
Sasuke
came back out of the bathroom and headed to his homeroom. He was
nervous he had to admit and not from the weird coincidence he had
just five minutes ago. But since he was Sasuke- the coolest/most
popular/emo/plastic boy in the school he was a master at dressing his
emotions in costumes. He walked in and sat in the farthest seat on
the left-hand corner. There he saw a very pretty girl with bright
pink hair, green eyes, and an extremely large forehead. She was
wearing an Antic Cafe and shirt with a blue micro mini. The girl
noticed he was looking at her and flushed red and turned to talk to
her friend. This girl in comparison to the other girl looked
extremely fake. She had silky blonde hair with long bangs pulled into
a high ponytail. She looked like a bulimic Paris Hilton and wore way
too much makeup for her own good. He saw a boy who had his hair in a
ponytail and had his head down on a desk drooling. He looked more and
saw a girl who was slowly fingering a knife she was holding. He
glanced even more she was now pulling a knife out of her mouth and
playing with a lighter in the other hand. Sasuke slowly moved his
chair away farther to the other side, away from the
panda-haired-knife-loving girl. He took out his ipod and listened to
"April Strippers Bring Brown Pussies" the bell rang just as
the vulgar band started to play and tucked his ipod under his shirt.
The teacher went in front of the class, she looked like a model.
Blonde hair and chocolate brown eyes with an exceptionally large
chest. She said "Hello class I am your teacher Tsunade-"
cut off short another teacher who had black hair and red contacts on
said "Tsunade you need to come to the office for a second."
She left and the class chattered, Sasuke was bored and just glanced
at his own hands. The out of the blue a boy with spiky blonde hair
and blue eyes ran into the room with the two teachers angrily
following behind him. He ran to the seat next to Sasuke and winked at
him. The two girls he saw earlier giggled at the blonde boy. Tsunade
came in and said "NARUTO UZUMAKI, HOW DARE YOU BE LATE ON YOUR
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL." Naruto just shrugged at the teacher and
the class began. Three hours later the bell rang (half day) and he
ran out of the room. Naruto cornered him and said "I love your
shirt babe." and ran into the wall, then got his balance and ran
out of the door. Sasuke returned home feeling tired, he fell asleep
and dreamt of Naruto and the red haired boy underneath him with his
double-D cups jiggling.