A/N: I couldn't help it, this idea just seemed a little too funny plus I feel the need to write. I don't own Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro.
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This is what would happen if Erica and I met Neuro and Yako.
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It was a boring day and Erica and I were for some reason in the city (or where ever the heck Yako and Neuro are. I've only heard a bit of the comics). We were walking around the corner and eating ice cream and candy, (yummy!), when we saw the police drive away with some nit wit. I mean it's one thing to do a crime but getting caught is just pathetic! Since Erica and I had nothing better to do we took a look at what was going on (hopping to see a dead body and a lot of blood).
Then, as soon as we were close enough, we seen Neuro! I started jumping up and down saying 'Oh my gosh' since I was hyper. Erica pulled my hair.
"Calm down Jess" she said, but I was too lost in my 'La la land' to hear her. Instead I ran over to Neuro and started talking a mile a minute. He just stared at me. Erica ran over to me (well, jogged really but who cares). She glared at me.
"Jess, I told you to calm down" she said as she pulled my hair again. I subconsciously purred. I for some reason feel no pain and like having my hair pulled, it tickles. Then I stared at Neuro's cheek. He seen me staring and growled a warning, but again I didn't hear it.
I extended my hand towards his face.
"Jessica, don't" Erica said and tugged my hair. Then Yako looked over. She screamed.
"Stop! Are you trying to get killed?" she yelled as my hand touched Neuro's face. Then it was too late.
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Me: Oh! Is that heaven?
Some random demon: No, that's Hell.
Me: So it is heaven!
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Erica: I told her not to.
A/N: I know it's short but what do you expect. It only took me a few minutes. Well, I hope you seen it as funny.