Note: My sister got kicked off so I'm taking over her stories. Don't own Naruto blah, blah.

Top 10 ways to Annoy Sasuke

#10. Put Sasuke in an inner Decapitation skill and forget about him. (Pulled down to the chin under ground)

#9. Have Sakura stalk Sasuke.

#8. Have him locked up and let Zabuza gloat in front of him.

#7. Give him Bat man boxers.

#6. Tell him Sakura is better than him.

#5. Tell him Naruto is better than him.

#4. Dress up as Barney and sing the "I love you" song.

#3. Have Naruto sing the "I love you" song.

#2. Tell him Itachi is better than him.

#1. IISSSSS!! Have everyone he knows sing at once….. 99 bottles of coke to drink, special version.

99 bottles of Coke to drink, 99 bottles of Coke

Take it down; pass it around, etc… At 1

One bottle of Coke to drink, one bottle of Coke.

Take it down; pass it around, no more bottles of Coke to drink.

No more bottles of Coke to drink, no more bottles of Coke.

Go to the store; buy some more, 99 bottles of Coke to drink. Repeat

(Friend told me it)

I hope you enjoyed!