Secret Window
A revised Ending
NOTE: These characters aren't mine......( I wish Johnny Depp was though FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T LIKE BLOODDON'T READ THIS!
(Mort Rainey is seen eating his corn, as it was at the last 5 seconds of the film)
Mort: Officer, you really should try this, it is very good, I used good fertilizer in my crops......
Officer (aka the really cool old guy who's a police officer): Rainey, when I find the bodies, I'll put you away for a long time......
Mort's alter ego: (talking to the "other" Mort) Kill him....(takes a bite of corn) Mmmmmm good shit! Hey this is the corn I planted......with my wife in it!?!?!?!? You're eating it?!?!?!?! Ewww.......and it's getting stuck in our braces.......oh, never mind...kill the friken guy would ya!
Mort: (to alter ego) I'm not dumb...when they find out he's gone...they're gonna come here ya know!
Alter ego: DUMP THE BODY DUMB ASS!!!!!! Wow.....your really slow......but that's ok.......i forgive you....one of us had to be the retard....and it had to be you....
Mort: Well.....shit I have to have comeback.....oh wait I got one...I have better teeth than you! Hehehehe
Alter ego: What ever! Kill the guy already would you?
Mort: Yeah, I guess I should........wait...gotta get my super sexy hat!
Alter ego: omg......wow.....what a jack ass.....
Mort: Officer, excuse me, I need to get somin, I'll be right back....then we can talk....
Officer: Ok.....but I'm watchin you...
10 MIN LATER...MORT HAD TRANSFORMED INTO SHOOTER....CREEEPY
Mort: Sit'own oficcar.... You wa'ned to talk to me?(under his chair he's grabbin the oh so popular murder weapon....another screwdriver)
Officer: Yeah........we suspect you killed all them men.....and we're searchin everyhere...so confess
Mort: I', sorry, but I can't do that....
HE THE PULLS OUT HIS SCREWDRIVER, AND SHOVES IT INTO HIS HEAD.....JUST LIKE THE OTHER OLD GUY HE KILLED
Officer: (SCREAMING)
MORT IS SEEN PUTTING HIM OVER THE CLIFF.....AND THEN TALKING TO HIS ALTER EGO
Alter Ego: Good job....but I have a question......why the screwdriver.....that's MY weapon....
Mort: I like it....it's so shiny....i cleaned it....i didn't want anyone to get infections...
Alter ego: Wow, THEY'RE DEAD!!!!! ...I give up, your just a dumb ass....
Mort: Oh yeah!!!! So you mean I spent 3 hours gettin blood of this thing for nothing!?!?!?!?
Alter Ego: Yes......
Mort: WoW. I am dumb!
NOTE: These characters aren't mine......( I wish Johnny Depp was though FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T LIKE BLOODDON'T READ THIS!
(Mort Rainey is seen eating his corn, as it was at the last 5 seconds of the film)
Mort: Officer, you really should try this, it is very good, I used good fertilizer in my crops......
Officer (aka the really cool old guy who's a police officer): Rainey, when I find the bodies, I'll put you away for a long time......
Mort's alter ego: (talking to the "other" Mort) Kill him....(takes a bite of corn) Mmmmmm good shit! Hey this is the corn I planted......with my wife in it!?!?!?!? You're eating it?!?!?!?! Ewww.......and it's getting stuck in our braces.......oh, never mind...kill the friken guy would ya!
Mort: (to alter ego) I'm not dumb...when they find out he's gone...they're gonna come here ya know!
Alter ego: DUMP THE BODY DUMB ASS!!!!!! Wow.....your really slow......but that's ok.......i forgive you....one of us had to be the retard....and it had to be you....
Mort: Well.....shit I have to have comeback.....oh wait I got one...I have better teeth than you! Hehehehe
Alter ego: What ever! Kill the guy already would you?
Mort: Yeah, I guess I should........wait...gotta get my super sexy hat!
Alter ego: omg......wow.....what a jack ass.....
Mort: Officer, excuse me, I need to get somin, I'll be right back....then we can talk....
Officer: Ok.....but I'm watchin you...
10 MIN LATER...MORT HAD TRANSFORMED INTO SHOOTER....CREEEPY
Mort: Sit'own oficcar.... You wa'ned to talk to me?(under his chair he's grabbin the oh so popular murder weapon....another screwdriver)
Officer: Yeah........we suspect you killed all them men.....and we're searchin everyhere...so confess
Mort: I', sorry, but I can't do that....
HE THE PULLS OUT HIS SCREWDRIVER, AND SHOVES IT INTO HIS HEAD.....JUST LIKE THE OTHER OLD GUY HE KILLED
Officer: (SCREAMING)
MORT IS SEEN PUTTING HIM OVER THE CLIFF.....AND THEN TALKING TO HIS ALTER EGO
Alter Ego: Good job....but I have a question......why the screwdriver.....that's MY weapon....
Mort: I like it....it's so shiny....i cleaned it....i didn't want anyone to get infections...
Alter ego: Wow, THEY'RE DEAD!!!!! ...I give up, your just a dumb ass....
Mort: Oh yeah!!!! So you mean I spent 3 hours gettin blood of this thing for nothing!?!?!?!?
Alter Ego: Yes......
Mort: WoW. I am dumb!